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Something that is completely messed up.
Those new recruits look like a kangaroo screw.
The act of contouring one's body around that of a sleeping kangaroo. Kangaroos are often sound sleepers, so this is generally a safe practice. However, the act of spooning a waking roo may lead to a brutal and even deadly kick to the unmentionables.
Austin took part in some sweet kangaroo spooning this weekend. His girlfriend was really jealous.
A sexual act that can be done to a woman by both a male or female that is executed when you are fingering your girl and she says go deeper and so you start fisting...but that's just not enough. She asks for you to go deeper so you are shoulder deep but she's just not fucking satisfied. Eventually you begin to insert your head, ultimately reverse birthing yourself. Once you are in all the way to your belly button, you will be sucked into the great black hole. At this point you can turn around in the vag to poke your head out and look at your surroundings, much like a Joey in a mother kangaroo's pouch.
Josh-"Hey Ally how are you doing"
Ally-"I'm fine, how are you"
Josh-"I'm good"
*phone rings from vaginal area*
Josh-"Woah Ally do you have a phone in your pussy?"
Jacob, Ally's boyfriend-"Nah man that was just my phone ringing, we did the Australian Kangaroo last night."
when a black man gets caught having sex wit a white girl and he jumps out dat window
Jamel got caught fuckin' Tiffany and jumped out a two story window. That nigga be kangaroo black.
When you are wearing a pair of boxers or loose fitting underwear and your cock flops out thus making it jump out like a kangaroo
Eddie: Hey Tayler what's up?
Tayler: Bro, you definitely have a dick kangaroo going on right now.
Eddie: Ahhh, shit!
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1. an extralegal or corrupt court
2. any court perceived as being less than fair
This trial is being run by a kangaroo court.
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a literal kangaroo. it's just a kangaroo
I saw a literal kangaroo while I was in Australia
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