Dick-Kebab

A woman who is impaled on a very large penis -- between 12 and 98 inches.

I'll be the skewer if you be my dick-kebab *wink* *wink*.

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Sals Kebabs

Sals Oz Rock Cafe AKA Sals Kebabs is a kebab shop in Revesby near the train station (Sydney Australia)

It is open well into the early hours of the night so that the drunk people from the neighbouring pub and nearby club can come and eat because the bistro and shops are closed.

Sal (the rock guru) plays all the old classic rock songs all working hours so you can just kick back and relax.

The shop itself is a normal sized kebab shop and the walls stoles have records on them.

Sals Kebabs is known for his special Khe Sanh (named after the song by Cold Chisel) The Khe Sanh is the typical Aussie Kebab
Beef Cheese Lettuce Tomato and of coarse BBQ sauce…..$8

Every so often the Sals theme song "I LOVE SALS KEBABS!!" sung to the tune of I Love Rock and Roll By Arrows can be heard at anytime after 11pm on Friday and Saturday nights. The theme song was created by philosophize and members of The Darkest Illusion one drunk Friday night.

Sal’s Kebabs is the meeting place for all the hungry drunk people and is a peaceful place of joy where rock music calms the spirit while Kebabs sooth the soul

Group of guys in Revesby Workers Club
Guy 1: Hey man lets go to Sal’s?
Guy 2: What’s Sal’s?
Group of guys: *stare in disbelief
"SALS KEBABS MAN!! YOUR'VE NEVER BEEN!!?!??
Guy 2: What’s Sal’s?
Guy 1: You'll see man....you’ll see
Guy 3: Lets go get this guy a Khe Sanh

Drunk guy 1: “I juuust Weeent TO saaaals maaaan”
Drunk guy 2: Khe Sanh
Drunk guy 1: *nods with big smile
Drunk guy 2: “Sweeet lets go back to the pub now


"I LOOOOVE SAL'S KEEBABS NAAA nAA NA NA NA NAaa NA NAAAA JUKE BOX BABY I LOOOOOVE SALS KEBABS"
Sals Kebabs Theme song lyrics

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shish kebab

The shish kebab is a dish of small cubes of meat pierced and held in place on a skewer. Using this term as a reference to the act of love adds an exotic twist (brings up images of the middle east were shishkebabs were invented) to the already blunt metaphore of the skewer penetrating the meat.

"Have you shish kebabed her yet"

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tuna kebab

a word of british origin,this describes a hideous looking, fish smelling vagina.

i was all ready to bang the bitch but she pulled out a tuna kebab that knocked me sideways.

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burst kebab

"the village bicycle's downtown area"

Ned 1: "Big Olga was aw er you last night by the way"
Ned 2: "you didnae go near her did ye..? She must have a snatch like a burst kebab"

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Kessans kebab

Where a person sticks his dick up someones ass, through their body, and out their ass making a kebab-like figure. Can be done with multiple people.

Adam got the kessans kebab last night.

Kebab hangover

Adj. When you eat a large doner kebab the night before and wake up feeling like you have a hangover (even though you didnt drink.

Symptoms include:
- Dehydration
- Nausea
- Dizziness
- Aching/cramps
- Headaches/brain fog

Caused by a low-quality greaser kebabs that are laced with a 1:1 fat-salt ratio.

Kaylee: shall we get a kebab from Top grill tonight?
Brandon: have you actually tried a kebab from there while you were sober? I had one the other night and I had a kebab hangover the next morning.