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See also Drama Llama
This person starts shit and loves attention. Smells like fish and thinks the world owes them something. Very big ego, and limited to no friends
Keegan is a fuckwit
Oh look more drama, must be Keegan involved
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Person one: why did that guy just pick a fight then run away?
Person two: oh, he must be a Keegan
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Someone who follows in close definition with a sociopath. Keegan will charm his way into your life, and keep you around as long as he can get what he wants from you. Keegan is usually a compulsive liar, and possessive of anyone who has slept with him. Unfortunately, "anyone" is many. The girl who slept in his bed one night is not the girl he asks to sleep in it the next. Keegan continues to harass people who have tried to leave his life, and plays with their emotions by making up traumatic stories about his past.
"Hey, have you met Keegan?"
"Yeah, he won't stop emailing me even though I've blocked his number, instagram, snapchat, and facebook."
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Keegan is very ugly. Known to be the ugliest in the world. We all feel sorry for the 'Keegan's' still existing today.
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Unit of measurement, similar to a bushel, determined by how many of the object being measured can fit inside of a 6' 2", 21 year old male weighing roughly 180 lbs.
Hard as I tried, I was unable to fit a full keegan of dildi inside of myself.
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A Keegan I person that’s extreamly annoying and stupid he has a deformed dick and has no friends he’s a fake flexer and thinks all the girls like him but in reality every one hates him
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A handsome boy who cares about others. Can sometimes be a jerk, but is very sweet to one another. Wishes to love the hot girl. Girls with sweet personality likes him. Can act dumb to be funny. Wants to show off, but doesnt want to ruin it for himself and others. Hes not perfect at anything except for what hes actually good at. Wants to be tough than others. Wants to be popular. Hes shy about his true feelings, but only shares it with whoever cares about him a lot. Wants to find a girlfriend just for true love. Very emotional about others treating him. Tries to be nicest person in the world. A hard worker. Puts his effort into anything. Has strong feelings with whoever he loves. Tries to do the right way of getting a girlfriend, but always fails. Tries to have a perfect life, but runs into mischief, not to be a bad person, but fitting in with others.
"Hey, you've seen Keegan?". "Yeah, hes so retarded". "What makes you say that". "He doesnt know who Queen is". "Listen, there are people who he knows, but people he doesnt know, hes not expecting to know a person who he never heard of, enough with rumors, biotch!".
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