Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..

Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .

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Zoo Keeper

When a white person lives in a black neighborhood. Usually he/she is the only white person on the block.

Damn when that zoo keeper gonna leave already? Don't he know he's the only white person in this hood?

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Trapper Keeper

A woman who knowingly traps and keeps a guy by getting pregnant.

Philip Rivers is expecting his 7th child at 31 years old. Philip Rivers may have married the biggest Trapper Keeper in NFL history.

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Booty Keeper

One who guards the doings of another friend, who makes sure that that friend does not make a stupid drunk mistake...ie beer googles, one night-stand.

I am Jen's booty keeper tomorrow night.

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chip the keeper

(v) A term commonly used in soccer, this term also refers to an underground sexual fetish act, one of many that involve the use of snack foods (Doritos, Fritos, etc.). Chip Fetishists - or Chipishts, as they call themselves - often prefer and endorse Lay's Rippled Potato Chips. "Chip the keeper" is the specific action in which a Chipisht crumbles Lay's Rippled Potato Chips over the naked body of his/her lover. The two people then rub their bodies together (not actually engaging in sexual union) until an optimal oily film has been produced between the bodies, secreting what Chipishts believe is the aphrodisiac scent of the Potato Chip. Heightened sensation is said to result.

Tonight, I want to chip the keeper, baby. You bring the Lay's, I'll bring the dip.

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trapper keeper

(noun)- an extremely persistent, persuing male or female. A stage 5 clinger.

That guy was really cute, but he's a trapper keeper.

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Drunk-keeper

The sober person tasked with keeping a drunk person out of trouble and in general good health; will ideally keep their charge happy and prevent him or her from making any monumentally bad life choices.

"Nobody knows what I did after I ditched my drunk-keeper, but I woke up naked in my grandma's yard hugging a duck. Honestly I'm just glad to be alive."

"Megan was my drunk-keeper, thank god. I did eight shots of tequila and without her I would have walked into traffic, assaulted a cop, and sexted my second cousin."