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A woman with a short, round body and small breasts--usually of a short height with stubby arms and legs. Not an attractive body type.
That chick is built like a keg on legs
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A girl that has done the longest keg stand at any party.
Beth just did 1 minute 21 seconds on the keg, that was longer than Shan Shan, so now Beth is the keg queen!
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When You lay down, put a keg on your chest or beside you, put the hose in your mouth, and drink until you take a "nap".
I had a hangover after my keg nap.
A person, generally a male's, genitalia. More commonly recognized as one's ball sack.
"When he dropped trou' I saw his nut keg."
"I drew a nut keg on the dry erase board, but someone erased it."
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The fat mans version of a 6 pack. A giant beer-belly grown by the consumption of beer.
í Guy 1: 'Man i see youve been working on that Keg Pack'í
í Guy 2: 'Yeah, been putting alot of hours in down the boozer'í
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Based on 'crock of shit'(also on urban dictionary) Keg of Hypocrisy ...
1. The practice of professing beliefs, feelings, or virtues that one does not hold or possess; falseness.
2. An act or instance of such falseness on a grand level.
Middle English ipocrisie, from Old French, from Late Latin hypocrisis, play-acting, pretense, from Greek hupokrisis, from hupokrīnesthai, to play a part, pretend : hupo-, hypo- + krīnesthai, to explain, middle voice of krīnein, to decide, judge.
Hypocrisy is the act of pretending to have morals or virtues that one does not truly possess or practice. The word derives from the late Latin hypocrisis and Greek hupokrisis both meaning play-acting or pretence. The word is arguably derived from hypo- meaning under, + krinein meaning to decide/to dispute.
"You should learn how to drive!" -says the bad driver,
"That is a Keg of Hypocrisy!" -says the better driver.
Can also be shortened... ie.
"You are very smelly!" -says the fishmonger,
"What a keg! -says the clean person.
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Engaging in a quality keg stand while enjoying the pleasure of a quality blowjob. Simply a man's dream.
Joel got a little keg head, although he was tough to hold up for that long. I guess all the ladies couldnt get enough of that baby arm.
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