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a famous instagram sex therapist, who is married to momo. trinity often spends her days collecting rocks and fucking bitches gettin money.
trinity keller is the sexiest bitch alive!!
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A shithole of a town located in the 817 Metroplex of DFW North Texas. Not too far from Denton and Dallas, it is often referred to as the "K-Hole" for it's striking similarities to being stuck in an endless psychedelic/drug induced coma.
"Welcome to Keller Texas!"
"I can't wait to leave K-Hole!!"
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the fucking man; a god among west coast quarter backs
Every year Sam Keller chooses one lucky first born child to be thrown into the sun.
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The state of awareness you assume when you are playing a first person shooter video game (i.e. Modern Warfare 2) and you take a full frontal blast from a flashbang grenade that fully blinds and deafens you, thus giving you the effect that you are "Helen Keller", aimlessly fumbling around blind and deaf to the world.
James: "Steve, to your right, shoot that guy!"
Steve: "Dude I'm 'Helen Keller'! I can't see or hear shit!"
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This is a fag. A o-j is usually a little shit and a npc. Owen keller also enjoys riding black cock every odd day of the week.
“I had an amazing time at owen keller’s house he rode my dick like lil nas x “
A gym rat or other fitness enthusiast that has no concept of gym etiquette or personal space, so they clearly must be blind and deaf, like Helen Keller. Often seen re-racking weights wrong or not at all, crowding the racks or benches, and curling in a squat rack.
Swellen Keller over there put the 25's behind the 45's, then put four 10's in front of those!