A form of denial about oneself that allows someone to be extremely hypocritical. It refers to the old saying about the pot calling the kettle "black"
I can't believe Roseanne Barr called me fat. She is kettle-blind.
knowing something will happen but not knowing when.
A watched kettle takes longer to boil...
The kettle effect
The kettle effect is driving me mad, when will I get my new contract
Kettle face-The Results of a kettle attack. The Face is so battered it resembles the print of a kettle.
Youve been kettled.
He was smacked with that kettle, hes got a kettle face.
When someone who has a massive head cant hold the weight of it up when running.
Hahaha! Seen him running the kettle nonce! Cant carry his head bless him.
When you squirt beer into your girlfriends open pussyhole and your friends drink out of it.
Kyle: Were you at the party last night? Joanna totally let us fill the kettle.
“The Kettle” shit refers to when one eats a meal at Manhattan Beach, LA restaurant, The Kettle, and has to take an earth shattering shit after.
Bro I just had the Kettle, boutta take “The Kettle” Shit.
a sump in Stony Brook, NY where massive parties go on and people get plastered and have to find their way out of the woods home.
"Dude, you wanna go to kettle hole tonight?"
"Hell no! I always get lost in the woods"