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Someone who starts fights with people over the computer. (on AIM, myspace, facebook, etc.). Most of the time it's someone who won't do anything to hurt you in person, and would pussy out if you ever came up to them.
Chris: Yesterday this kid named "young scrappy" messaged me on myspace and tryed to start with me.
Brian: Did he look tough?
Chris: Nahh, just another bitchy little keyboard fighter.
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A peeved off woman who uses social media purely to demean and belittle men, claiming to be fighting for the feminist cause. They usually find the most trivial of things to cry about, even those where the same point can be made from the male's side or where gender isn't an issue, by misconstruing innocuous matters and completely twisting them out of context. A very common trait among them is that they are oblivious to their own hypocrisy and double standards.
Keyboard feminists are under the illusion that men are immune to sexism because of the "patriarchy", coming up with the most bizarre and speculative of reasonings to argue their point. They're usually found in herds on blogs and Twitter, bootlicking each other and jumping on the back of anyone who sees through and calls out their blatant sexism. They call any male nay-sayer who scrutinises their ethos 'threatened', dismissing everything they say solely on the basis of their gender and resort to hurling petty insults. They like to think women are oppressed in society, ignoring their own plushy lifestyle, nitpicking at statistics and playing the victim card whenever something doesn't go their way.
Keyboard feminists keep believing that they can make a difference to society, as if they are the 21st century incarnation of the suffragettes. They are confined to the internet because they're shielded by their monitor, safe from the backlash and ridicule they would receive if they try to push their agenda out in the real world.
Keyboard feminist: "I am sick of the objectification of women on magazine covers."
Nay-sayer: "You don't have a problem with men posing in just their underwear on the front of them and plastered on billboards."
Keyboard feminist: "Men never have a problem with it either."
Nay-sayer: "Don't you think that people of both genders actually like being seen as sex symbols? They don't object to it if they embrace it, stop sticking your nose into their business."
Keyboard feminist: "But that empowers men, it dehumanises women and shows them as mere sex objects."
Nay-sayer: "So women wearing next to nothing is condemnable, whereas men doing wearing just as much is an aspiration to us?"
Keyboard feminist: "Men can't be objectified, they run the media."
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In WoW there are two ways you can turn your character. You can use the keys you have bound to spinning left/right, or you can use the mouse. The mouse has no maximum spin speed, whereas the keys only spin the same speed every time. A player who is using the mouse will, as a result, be able to get behind a player using the keys. A whole host of bad things happen when your opponents can get behind you reliably (You can't dodge, block, or parry, some spells have facing requirements, etc). Its also just much worse in general because of the speed difference. Generally, if you are key board turning you are also clicking your abilities with the mouse rather using keys, which in turn is also slower. So, in essence, keyboard turning makes you less agile and slower to react, and the difference is quite noticable to those who know what to look for.
Just think of a keyboard turner as WoW's version of a mouth breather and you're pretty much there.
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The crumbs of various foodstuffs found when the keyboard is turned upside-down, and shaken or banged on the desk. These usually consists of, but are not limited to: Cheez-its, Doritos, sandwich/bread crumbs, dust and hair.
"My God! I just cleaned out my keyboard, and I had enough Keyboard crunchies to feed a third-world nation!"
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A game based on the frustrated jumble of letters that is sometimes expelled from a person during random intervals in any form of text conversation. (IE:lasicnmbcawancnu)
A game of keyboard scrabble is initiated when someone else begins to form a new word out of these letters.
Luke says:
ARG!!
Luke says:
aonaipcawc
Luke says:
keyboard scrabble start!
Ksenn! says:
okay
Luke says:
aaaonipccw
Luke says:
is the letters we have
Ksenn! says:
can we make a phrase?
Luke says:
Yes!
Luke says:
coinapawa!
Ksenn! says:
cow in a paca
A sex act involving serving someone a home cooked meal while they violently shart themselves.
Made famous by Jiinxy.
Do you want to have some messy fun?
Sure, hit me with a Swedish Keyboard
While playing Ghost Writer Webcam, the person typing is referred to as the Keyboard Man
Vince: So my friends and I decided to go on Chatroulette. I was keyboard man.
Hot Chick: You guys did a Ghost Writer Webcam?! I wish I could have been there!