evan + kia

Evan and kia are best friends, and will be best friends for ever, they should be inseparable and love each-other throughout everything, They will be there for each other during the toughest of times and live together in joy.

Cole: hey man don’t you think Evan + Kia are pretty good friends together?
Stacy: Yeah totally!!

Kia take

A take that is wrong (usually recited by a female) and cannot be argued with as the other person has a strong stubbornness trait.

Wow did you really just say that? That's a kia take.

Kia Kush

The first strain to win the canibus cup in Amsterdam by a American grower.

Last week in Amsterdam i had some Kia Kush and it was better then anything else i have had!

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Kia Soul

A type of car from the brand Kia that looks like a toaster on wheels.

I saw a Kia Soul in the toaster section today, how fitting.

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Mr. Kia

Mister know it all... knows everything about anything, a real annoying type.

Here comes Mr. Kia again..what a know it all, and he wonders why nobody likes him.. poor fella..

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Angry Kia

A term made popular by YouTube channel GearHeadTour, it was originally used to specifically reference Kia automobiles that appear to have been decorated with every item from the accessories aisle at chain auto part stores. It has since grow to encompass all vehicles modified in a highly tasteless or tacky manner, particularly one lacking any sort of exhaust system.

"Dude, did you see that Angry Kia parked outside AutoZone?" "Brian's Mustang is the Angriest Kia I've ever seen."

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Kia Ora

"Spare some change?" or "Got some smokes?" Polite phrase used by New Zealanders when begging for something like money or cigarettes. Literally, from Maori, "where's my gift?"

The correct response is to reply in the same way, cancelling out the other request.
"Kia ora, bro, that's an awesome bottle of beer, eh"? Kia ora, bro, you can chuck it at a car when I'm finished, eh"?

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