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finna kms

A way to say "I want to kill myself" if you are a poor gang member living inside a run-down neighborhood, or are a black man.

John: Hi Joe! What are you planning this weekend?

Adam: Finna kms.

John: What?

by LargeWillyHaver59 December 19, 2017

35πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Catherine KMS

shes kinda stinky, honestly like if she even reads this. She should know that im amazing and not her.

jk shes my bestie westieπŸ’žπŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜Š
#nohatecatherine

"do you know Catherine KMS?"

"No i dont?"
"that sucks LOOLL"

by Maddy the rat September 7, 2023


O/km

Orgasms per kilometre (O/km) is the rate at which one orgasms because of driving a fantastic vehicle.

That car is so hot it gives 5 orgasms per kilometre (O/km) while driving it.

by caddr2 August 2, 2010

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


km perform

A charter school part of KMHS.

The school is for "The arts". Which seems cool to people who actually enjoy the arts, but lets face it. The chances of a student attending become a famous artist/writer/actor/singer?? Like one in a billion. Congrats, you just wasted some of the most important years of your life on a hobby.

Now for the people. 90% of them have colored hair, and when you're walking through the KM hallways and see someone with bright pink hair, u know. Many of them have different sexualities, but that's ok no judgement needed. There are also many people who consider themselves the opposite gender, but whatever. Then there's the select few that don't consider themselves a gender, or have some crazy made up sexualities. Listen, I'll respect your gender & sexuality, but if you tell me you're "Non-Binary" or some shit like that, I'm probably gonna walk away.

As far as the teachers, they're ok. The classes are usually normal, besides the fact that most of the students are behind. Some work hard, truly they do, but others, eh.They might graduate. But that's not my problem. They also have seminars, but some seminars focused around memes. Yes, you read that right. MEMES. Not sure how this is gonna help when ur trying to get into college, but who knows. Maybe some admission representative at some far away college is going to look at a transcript and say, "Woah this person took a class on memes? Give them a full ride scholarship!" Doubtful, but who knows.

Did you see that kid with green hair?
- Yeah, must be from km perform

by sillysillysillgirl123 June 17, 2017

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


I wanna kms

When someone feels so bad they wanna kill themselves but won’t actually do it because it’s too much work

Ugh I Have homework I wanna kms

by Lol dead dad September 8, 2022

33πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


40 km rule

once you get 40 km west of Ottawa the relevancy of any public policy diminishes by a cubic factor (the exponential power of 3)

Bilingualism isn't relevant in Bumfuck, Saskatchewan

by J.R. J. March 14, 2004

52πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


International KM day

The day where women can revenge on men

Oh isn't it International KM day?

by F;ant;a May 4, 2021

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž