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Hong Kong

Located in China's South Coast of, Hong Kong is the gateway to the Pearl River Delta and overlooks the South China Sea. With one of the highest HDI in the world, Hong Kong is also one of the most modern, green and hi-tech city in China and also anywhere on the planet.

Returned to China in 1997 by the English Imperialist thugs after a century of exploitation and brutal occupation, Chinese people everywhere cheered at the riddance of the western invaders and at last Hong Kong was administered by Chinese people as a Special Administrative Region of China and not by some evil English monarchy dictatorship from the British Empire.

The life expectancy in Hong Kong is also the highest in the world with the age of the average Chinese woman living to 86.7 years.

What is the most modern and green city in China?
Answer: Hong Kong!

What is the life span of the average Chinese in Hong Kong?
Answer: 85 years!

by hk-all-day October 14, 2012

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Hong Kong

Best city in the godam world my homeland lol

I love Hong Kong

by Ken May 30, 2004

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Donkey Konging

Donkey Konging is used as a verb.

1. Informal term to convey that one is playing the game Donkey Kong.
2. Any type of vag obliterating sexual technique.
3. Donkey Kong, Donkey Konging, or Donkey Konged can be substituted for almost any verb to spice up your sentences and make everything you say sound

disgusting.

1. I was Donkey Konging myself all last night.

2. I was Donkey Konging my girlfriend last night and boy, were there flecks of vagina and blood all over the walls!

3. I'm going to Donkey Kong you when I get there.

by projectilevomiting January 24, 2010

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kong the savage

Logan Paul's dog.

"This is Kong the savage."

by Dfijkop September 29, 2017


RIP Kong

RIP Kong is the words you use when you’re sadly remembering Logan Paul’s beloved doggo. Sadly, Kong passed away due to being eaten by a wild coyote. However, Logan Paul has replaced Kong with a new doggo.

I was appalled in Kong’s one minute silence when someone yelled RIP Kong!

by 123It’sGoodToBeMe123 May 2, 2019


lanky kong

Lanky Kong was one of the main playable characters in Donkey Kong 64, where HE was one of the four Kongs captured and later rescued throughout the game.

After a 8-year absence, HE makes a return in the series in Donkey Kong Barrel Blast, where Lanky was a unlockable character in the game. It's about fucking time!

lanky kong HAS NO EYES WITH WHICH TO SEE
lanky kong's EVERY WAKING MOMENT IS MISERY
lanky kong HAS NO MOUTH AND HE WANTS TO SCREAM
lanky kong ONLY WISHES IT WERE ALL A DREAM
NOW lanky kong WANTS FOR YOU TO SHARE HIS ANGUISH
ALL YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS WILL BE VANQUISHED.

by chainswordcs August 23, 2020


Kiddy Kong

A member of the Kong Family introduced in Donkey Kong Country III, known for being hated by members of the Youtube channel GameXplain, particularly Jon Cartwright

Jon: I think Kiddy Kong is the worst thing Nintendo has ever done
Ash: Not going to disagree with you there.
Andre: More like Kiddy Wrong, am I right?

by KiddyKongFacts May 2, 2020