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Korean joke

talking about something evidently unture just for fun, especially in the aspects of research, invention, intellectual property, etc.

-Actually I was the one who discovered America, then I told Columbus there is a such place, and he just simply took my credit.
-Stop telling your Korean jokes!

by John Fa king Smith November 24, 2009

62πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Rooftop Koreans

The guardians of Los Angeles that helps balance the social order. The legacy of the Rooftop Koreans live on YouTube through a channel called the Rooftop Koreans.

Person one: Hey lets be rebellious and be criminals.
Person two: I don’t think we should, the Rooftop Koreans will be watching from the rooftops.

by Rooftop Koreans April 11, 2021

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Korean Moon

large Korean man mooning you

dude look omg theres a korean moon

by vito540 July 4, 2009

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


korean coincidence

a coincidence that is...well, just too coincidental to really happen. typically found in Korean soap operas, music videos, and movies.

Regular coincidence: You have exact change for the clothes you're buying. Afterwards, you find a dollar in one of the pockets.

Korean coincidence: The store goes up in flames, so the cashier gives you an entire rack of clothing for free. Unfortunately, the store doors close at that exact moment, locking you and the cashier inside. Convinced that you are about to die, you kiss the frankly attractive cashier. The moment you do that, your girlfriend pounds on the store door trying to see if you're inside. She sees you, bursts into tears, and runs into a busy intersection. After firefighters pull you out of the fire, you see your girlfriend being pushed into an ambulance. You donate your organs to her so that she can function normally. She visits your comatose body in the hospital, and birds conveniently begin singing.

by enderkin July 11, 2008

19πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


korean tongue

Oral sex at a Korean massage parlor

I got some solid korean tongue at this massage parlor on 7th st.

by happyendingkev December 30, 2014


korean weaboo

A weaboo but instead obsessed with Japanese culture is instead addicted to Korean culture(usually the south one)

Korean Weebs are usually,in addition to anime, love K-POP even though they have 0 understanding of the language and socialize with other Weebs.

Beware of The Korean Weebs. They are coming plz

Guy 1-those People are singing some funky stuff
Guy 2-Those are Korean Weaboos
Guy 1-oh shit we better walk away right now

by Male Feminist February 4, 2017


Fail Korean

Noun. There comes a time in every Korean's life, where the world begins to crumble. They reach the pinacle of mankind and gets praised as a god by the Korean news. However, their own greed and blindsided upbringing of "going big or go home" destroys their finances/emotional state and lands them in the biggest house, That we know as jail. The Fail Korean is the Korean impreative, except backwards, and Korean mothers are left wondering how "their parents must feel"instead of worrying about the Fail Korean

Have you ever heard of someone losing 20 billion in 2 days? He is a Fail Korean.
Do you have advice on how to crumble your crypto empire? He is a Fail Korean
Have you heard of your wife sucking on random guys dicks? I think Dr.K knows. He is a Fail Korean

by Fportanova June 29, 2022