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When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet
I farted on the couch after getting cream pied by my husband and ended up with a smelly kumquat.
When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet
I farted on the couch after getting cream pied by my husband and ended up with a smelly kumquat.
When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet
I farted on the couch after getting cream pied by my husband and ended up with a smelly kumquat.
when a white guy shits on a puerto rican while having sex with a woman
"Man, last night was so sweet. I did the best puerto rican kumquat ever."
Also known as a sex God! Often confused for an Adonis.
Look at that purple kumquat!
A shitsprayed, tiny featured, tactless assfruit head of state with a facial cloaca. About as likely to keep the American people safe as Wilhelm the Second did in Germany, by precipitating World War III through incompetence via some reach around backdoor deal.
All hail the kumquat kaiser, listen carefully for his words can barely escape his tiny mouth and will damn all to oblivion
Sucking on a pair of testicles after peeing on them for 30 minutes.
Laquisha: Thomas asked me for A yellow kumquat and I was like hell nah!
Ladasha: Oh he'll nah!