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A large turd in the toilet….. whereas the lagoon would be the toilet bowl
Hey Dave, hang on a second, I gotta go drop a “Lagoon Monster”
A wet soggy anus, typically after having major swamp ass or diarrhea.
my ass is so wet, its like a poop lagoon down there!
The not uncommon practice of falling into a females nether regions after copious amounts of brandy and trying to remove your trousers whilst she is having a chernobyl level menstral meltdown
Him “you’re getting it”
Her “mon then”
he falls
Him “eeeee gaad”
Her “oh god aye”
Him “what’s on my face”
Her “welcome to the RED LAGOON bitch”
When a women takes laxatives before engaging in anal, spraying poop on the wall.
David: Hey Todd, how can I show Lisa how much I love her?
Todd: give her a blue lagoon!
An alcoholic drink that consist of: 1 part coconut rum, 1 part of Blue Caracao, and 6 parts lemon juice or sour mix.
For best results, get a shaker, and a handful of ice in it, then mix the rum, blue caracao, and then the juice. Shake, and pour into a chilled glass. Pineapple, Lemon, Lime or Orange garnish.
Just a couple of notes: 1 part = 1 oz, I prefer to use Barcardi coconut rum if you want it to be stronger or Malibu if you want more flavor. In my Opinion it's an excellent summer cocktail, you can get a nice buzz off a couple, by a nice body of water, it tastes like Blue Coconut shaved ice to me, I love it.
It's quite hot outside, I think I'll go make some Blue Lagoons to cool off, and unwind in the summertime.
This is a euphemism for going to the toilet - the blue lagoon is reference to the use of blue tablets that colour the water in the toilet.
Sorry I was late, I was feeding fish at the blue lagoon.
When your girl puss is so dank, when you fill her up with dick sauce that shit turn green
"That girl I picked up on the street last night (hooker) was so ratchet I had to give her a green lagoon"