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Taking a fat girl around the track once.
Porking a fat chick.
I got SO drunk I took that fatty for a pig lap!
Gettin a boner, erection, a woodie.
I was watchin the porno and got a serious case of lap lumber
hard on woodie boner stiffie dick lap lumber
The act of sitting on a mans lap, while having intercourse on Christmas Day (sex position where one person sits down and the other person bounces on top, creating enjoyable sex on the 25th of December)
"Dude she sat on Santa's lap at the Christmas party last night!"
Doing constant and repetitious laps of Chapel St, Melbourne in a 'hotted up' car.
It ensures many hours of sitting in traffic at 3am on a Saturday morning.
Popular with the "Muzza" type.
"What are you doing this weekend?"
"Well I just got some new rims on my car, gonna take it out for a spin.."
"Sick, pick me up around and we'll do some Chap Laps"
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A phenomenon that takes place in the popular areas of a big city (like in Miami, this would consist of South Beach, Coconut Grove, Coral Gables, Sunset Place and Downtown), usually on a Friday and Saturday night, the nights where lots of people go out. Consists of riding around in a hooked up car (body work, rims, etc..) but most importantly is the presence of a sound system with bass inside of your car. It is preferable to have your car filled with your "boys" showing you are all in on it. Your music needs to be playing loud and your windows down. A rattling car from bass typically always attracts people's attention for a moment, and then they go on their way. One of the rare cases that traffic is a good thing because with more traffic comes more time to show off. Rap is the music of choice during a loser lap due to low bass hits and the intensity of the music. You can take the approach where you look serious and tough and let the music do the talking for you or you can play around more and cat call at women in addition to the music playing. Once you have travelled past the popular area, you can turn around and do it again (thus the concept of a lap) because people are always on the move and you will have new batch to show off in front of. Or you can go to a new area. The concept stems from the animal kingdom, similar to how a lion flaunts it's mane when it wants to show off and reproduce. The ills of loser laps can't be elaborated on enough. The modifications to your car will costs hundreds, if not thousands of dollars. Women don't respond sexually to bass rattling a car and your cat calls. The attention that you get is fleeting and will leave you feeling empty as soon it is over increasing the need to do it again. And it is not a substitute for actually approaching a women in person and carrying on conversation. Typically performed by adolescent men who are insecure about themselves, don't have enough courage to approach a woman, and subscribe to the "thug" subculture (thus the concept of the loser). Also note that this behavior can result in a citation from police for noise violation.
Yo dawg, it's Friday night. Let's go to Coconut Grove (The person will not explicity say let's go do loser laps. It's just what they intend to do when they get to Coconut Grove, assuming they fit all the criteria mentioned above)
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lap tag often reminds people of lap dance but isn't really the same. one person sits in the middle of a ring composed of partners, with one partner in between the legs of the other, with everyone facing inward. the middle person calls out the name of someone in the inner ring, and the people in the outer ring have to try to keep the person from getting to the person in the middle.
sometimes results in breast grabbing and crotch-kicking.
Deborah and Lyle like to play lap tag, but only because they love to grab each other and never let go (lyle likes deborah's breasts)
Andy is the best at lap tag because he kicks his opponents in the crotch and shoots to the middle
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