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The stage name of the British musician Natasha Khan (born 1979). She sings and plays many instruments including the piano and the autoharp. She is currently on the Parlophone record label. Her first album, Fur and Gold, was released in 2006 and her second, and latest, album, Two Suns, was released in 2009. She has won, among other awards, the Ivor Novello award. Over the years she has played as support act for, among others, Coldplay and Radiohead. She was influenced by a wide range of musical artists including Nirvana, Kate Bush, The Cure, Neil Young, Sonic Youth, Madonna, Prince, Radiohead, Peter Gabriel and Bruce Stringsteen.
"I saw Bat For Lashes live last night. She was amazing".
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A group of men (solely men) who appreciate the finer things in life, siuch as, getting 'on it', 'dominating' a club and generally consuming their weight in alcohol.
Such men usually answer the call of the 'lash horn' and are ready at a moments notice to assemble for the lash.
Lash team are usually poor, due to their excessively hardcore partying skills.
The Lash Team is a secret club whose antics and members have remained secret for generations. Speaking of the Lash Team openly, typically results in expulsion from the team.
The only way to leave the team is if you're dead.
(Friend) - "Hey mate, wanna come to this orgy, it'll just be you, me and twenty drunk chicks"
(Lash) - "Would love to mate, but I'm out with the Lash Team"
(Friend) - "The what...?"
(Lash) - "Erm... nothing...."
AND
*Cocks head to side and listens*
(Friend) - "What's wrong"
(Lash) - "Nothing.... gotta go..."
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Where you have a shower and take alcohol to drink while washing.
Just gonna go have a quick lash shower before an epic Matlock prelash!
In a football match when a player is pissed off, he may go into a challenge and snap the opposition player. This is know as a lash. And so the player has just lashed out
Person 1: “No need Brendan!”
Person 2 “What did he do?
Person 3 “He just lashed out on niall”
Person 4 “Brendan chill out!”
Things you put on your eyelashes that will make you stick to a refrigerator. Do not wear! You could possibly have your eyelids yanked out. Also you will stick to the magnetic item for eternity. Do not wear!!
Stereotype girl that wants to be pretty even though she's ugly af: "I WANT MAH EYELASHERS!"
Her hater getting revenge by giving magnetic lashes: Also, here's how you put them on: Stick them to your eye and lower yourself gently near the magnetic item. then get in a comfortable and hope someone will notice you and bring you food and water.
The half eaten packet of chewing gum you bought just before the shop closed, but after you consumed a healthy amount of alcohol while out with friends. Discovered some time in the next couple of weeks when you find it buried in a pocket. Usually finished with glee, unless serving to remind you of a bad night previously forgotten.
Mike: Hmm what's this *digs in pocket*
Dave: Old chewing gum?
Mike: Oh no, this is lash gum, remember Chris' 21th?
Dave: Ohhh yeah....give me some
Mike: Hell no, this lash gum is sacred
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To be reprimanded via sms messages on a mobile (aka cell) phone.
"I was suppoesed to take her out for dinner but I stayed with me mates at the pub and boy did she give a right thumb lashing."
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