1)a descriptor.
Used whenever someone says something pretentious or just 'full-of-shit-esque."
Used because people who drink the aforementioned beverage think they are better than regular people who drink latte's with 'milk' in it (hence the reason why it is called a latte).
Girl A: "I feel so much better than everyone else because I am a vegetarian now."
Girl B: "Wow, how soy latte of that motherfucker"
Guy A: "You know what, I never thought of it that way. And guess what....She DOES like soy lattes."
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An African American who has undergone the unfortunate misfortune of either being born or ending up in Howard County for some reason. Here they will have to face an overwhelming population of wiggers on an everyday basis, rarely seeing another of their own kind.
"That poor, poor Hoco latte!" exclaimed Aunt Susie
"Your right, look at all those wiggers idolizing him," responded Norman
"
"He looks disgusted!"
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the best thing ever. if you've ever seen cheaper by the dozen youd know wat im talking about yall!!
kid: i have heard you been messing with our family
bully: dude! i dont even know ur family
kid: you do now!
hits bullies latte outta his hand
bully: my latte!!
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The emulsion left behind after an intense session of anal sex. It's a latte, when no condom is used.
It was great! Until she spilled her crappucino on my new satin sheets.
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Occurs when a male ejaculates or "creams" his (denim) jeans.
The other day I was dry-humping my friend and I gave myself a denim latte.
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starbuck's nickname for the skinny (sugar free and fat free) vanilla latte
hi, i'd like one iced grande skinnilla latte to go please.
Extra Shot, Vanilla, Skinny, Vendi Latte
A starbucks coffee order: "Can I have Gay Latte please"