rocket launch

When a guy sticks his penis so far up your vagina it goes out the other end to your asshole.

or vice versa. from your ass to your vagina.

my ass is sore.
why?
because I got rocket launched last night.

I got rocked launched so hard the other day I had to get stiches!

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Soft Launch

When a guy jerks off while not being erect.

"Oh babe, I'm about to Soft Launch!"

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guppy launching

Guppy launching is an act of foreplay that the female participant performs to arose her male counterpart. The act consists of her putting a guppy, beta fish, gold fish, or other similar small fish into her vulva, and applying pressure until said small critter is launched at max vulva-force across the room.

If I had to choose a larger turn on than her guppy launching skills, then I would choose nothing, because her guppy launching skills are THE BIGGEST turn on.

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Soft Launch

A gooey, soft, yet not liquid excretion from one's anal region. Usually caused by excessive caffeine or cigarette consumption (or a combination of both.) Can consist of particulate matter or be purely velvet in texture.

A true soft launch should not cause pain such as with diarrhea.

Hey guys, We have to go. I farted but it turns out I soft launched. I need to change my clothes.

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launch pad

1) Someone who boons a ball aimlessly instead of trying to pick out a team mate when playing football (soccer)
2) a person who enjoys to winge about anything for long periods of time
3) A lazy student who never attends lectures or gets course work done.

1)Fucking hell Launch Pad I was free
3)Has anyone seen Launch Pad his paper is due

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Tennessee Boat Launch

When you get hammered at a party and take a shit in the hosts fish tank

I had a Tennessee Boat Launch at a party last night

nuclear launch detected

1.Originally from the game Starcraft made by Blizzard. It's what happens when a ghost designates an area for a nuclear explosion from a nuke sent by the nuclear silo attatched to the command center. When you hear it and see it in its white glory words, you are seeing and hearing doom and destruction.
2.Derived from Starcraft, when ever you feel gas, just go "Nuclear Launch Detected" and the closest person next to you will run away, then you release it.

1. *Nuclear Launch Detected* (a few seconds) Oh my god! He just broke the water pipes in my command center with a nuclear launch!
2. Bobby: Hey Bob, nuclear launch detected..
Bob: AUGHH *runs away*
Bobby: *pffffffffffffssss* Ahh..

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