Lax

Americas real past time. Was played way before baseball on this land, so baseball players can go fuck themselves. Lax and hockey are real sports. If you think differently you're a hoser. lax lacrosse hockey

Baseball player: Wanna play baseball?

Anyone: So you can roid rage? No thanks.

Baseball Player: Ever tried hitting a 90 mph fastball?

Lax Bro: No, because I try to defend 120 mph shots.

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lax

a laxative, a product taken to relive constipation

To get back he added a lax to her drink after he caught her cheating but failed to think of the consequences.

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laxative

n.
A food or drug that stimulates evacuation of the bowels.

adj.
Stimulating evacuation of the bowels.
Causing looseness or relaxation, especially of the bowels.

My friends put laxative in the cake.
I couldn't stop shitting!

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LAX

abbr.
Los Angeles International Airport

LAX departures will be experiencing delays today.

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lax

short for LAXATIVE, a substance that gives people a bad case of the shits.

It is very to spike foods/drinks with lax.

I lax'ed the cake i gaiv him for his birthday.

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LAX

los angeles' airport's airport code

Donko flew into LAX in his private jumbo jet at 11 am.

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LAX

Short for Latin American eXchange, a stable in TNA wrestling. The group consists of Konnan, the leader, Homicide, the fast guy, and (Hotstuff) Hernandez, the power man. Originally Apolo was in place of Hernandez, and then Machete who returned to push around Konnan's wheelchair when he was "injured". They have been in feuds with such teams as the Voodoo Kin Mafia (aka New Age Outlaws) with BG James (roaddogg)s dad, Team 3D (aka the dudley boys), Chris Daniels and AJ Styles, and Hector Guerrero. They are very good wrestlers and have a highly marketable gimmick, being "militant thugs".
Homicide uses a finisher called the Cop/Gringo Killa, aka the Kudoh driver/Vertebreaker, which can easily break your neck, and Hernandez uses a move called the BorderToss, which involves him throwing his opponent from a crucifix powerbomb position all the way across the ring. Hernandez is also notable for being remarkably agile, despite being around 6'2" and 300 lbs of solid muscle, and does suicide dives to the outside and other visually stunning moves for a man his size.

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That Gringo Killa Homicide did on AJ was sickening, I thought his neck snapped like a popsicle stick.
Hernandez threw some jobber clear across the ring with the Bordertoss, and nobody gets up from that.

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