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Hula Hoop Lessons

Any extra tutoring and/or SAT prep lessons, one takes to prepare for college examines or life.

How did you get that SAT score? My dad's rich so he got me hula hoop lessons.

by Slick Lion November 16, 2015


Sailor Lesson

A way to tell someone to kill themselves without telling them to kill themselves, it is a lesson on tying a noose.

Damn i wanna give Mya a ***sailor lesson*** sometimes

by minegeknsgdksd May 15, 2024


e-lesson

when you don't need to go to school but you have depression

hey, how you doin?
i'm on my e-lesson.
oh, do you need antidepressants?

by Zesie October 21, 2020


Swimming lessons

torture

swimming lessons make me want to kms

by drconnorswasright May 25, 2022


30 second lesson

Beat the shit out of someone for 30 seconds

Keep running that mouth and I'm gonna give you the 30 second lesson

by Big Hock September 18, 2021


DO YOUR LESSON OR YOUR HOT SISTER GETS IT

a phrase said by a bitchy bird called duo in the Duolingo app

you:im not gonna do my spanish lesson today
you: gets a call
Call: Duo on the phone

Duo on the phone: DO YOUR LESSON OR YOUR HOT SISTER GETS IT

by DO YOUR LESSON OR YOUR HOT SIS December 15, 2023


armenian lesson

Your typical online italki teacher from Russia who claims to have given 104 LESSONS in ARMENIAN. With half of those lessons having a review from a guy called Garik (name can't get more Armenian than that) who is programmed to spam Спасибо большое Марина! After an algorithm of approx. 4~7 days.

Astghik: I gave Garik an Armenian lesson the other day.
David: Did he learn anything?
Astghik: Not really
David: How is he doing anyway?
Astghik: Well Garik is currently making his monthly income by running italki review bots 24/7

by hayeren January 7, 2018