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so we go to a school called lingfield college and we’re in year 11 and the tea is that we’ve only been back at school for 4 weeks and there’s already MULTIPLE scandals going around. i bet coops is regretting being our head of year now;) we’re a fucked up year;) i shall not be the one to name such scandals but just know that they’re omega scandalous but iykyk
my friend : *comes in on monday* omg have you heard about the latest lingers scandal ? we should have a year newspaper to document it all !
so we go to a school called lingfield college and we’re in year 11 and the tea is that we’ve only been back at school for 4 weeks and there’s already MULTIPLE scandals going around. i bet coops is regretting being our head of year now;) we’re a fucked up year;) i shall not be the one to name such scandals but just know that they’re omega scandalous but iykyk
my friend : *comes in on monday* omg have you heard about the latest lingers scandal ? we should make a year news paper to document all this
(noun)1. Flatulence; specifically flatulence that tends to settle in one area or space for a length of time; a poot that hangs in the air-2 see also fart-chamber and Smokey Potey;
(Verb)1. To poot resulting in a lingering smell;
fart;pass gass;
The act of passing gas potentially capable of the initial external phase of poterlingenesis known as Pootlingation.
- "I hate when a poot-linger stinks for this many hours."
- "Cherie should be banned from Taco-Taco Tuesday Tacos at work, the whole building reeked for days, Lary."
"I still have Smokey Potey burns on my skin a month later..."
"Yeah, you said that right, it was more than your run-of-the mill poot-linger"
- A less severe gaseous dwelling than a standard poot-linger which emits from an anus and persists
"OMG - Did that n***a just pootlinger!? RUN!"
The tearfully-touching gesture that often occurs when a pair of hand-holders hafta take off in opposite directions but are reluctant to let go of each other's hand; it involves the couple's slowly walking away from each other but still retaining their finger-clasps until their arms are fully extended between them. Several extra points if you considerately take the time to gradually/gently slide your fingers free of your friend's in a slow affectionately-caressing movement.
Tiffany and I always make sure to perform the lingering hand-clasp whenever we hafta part company after a delightful beach stroll or dinner-date; it helps keep us happier and miss each other a bit less until we are able to canoodle again the next time.
A person who stalks or makes another person feel uncomfortable by there mere presence in a room
Man i was at starbucks again and that asian barista was being a lurking lingerer again, she mad me so uncomfortable i left the store without my coffee.
When you put all your fingers in a girl's vagina and just leave them in there without doing anything
I bet he's a pussy who gives people the finger linger
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Somebody who won't take a hint and stays longer than wanted.
If Chris wasn't such a lingerer he would just go back to the city already.