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To take a piss (males)
Dude, pull over, i need to Drain the Lizard
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A squished lizard is when a dude presses his dick up against a glass panel ( i.e window )
I thought i had a peeping tom so i was keeping a close eye on the window, when i next looked up there was a squished lizard looking up at me.
A lizard walking in a camp fashion with fimble wrists. Seems like it would suit the noise 'mmnnihmmnhimnmhm'
hey look at this mincing lizard i drew!
Older variety of cougar known to frequent bars and pubs on a Friday afternoon.
Went to the bar for a TGIF session and was propositions by a Nivea Lizard. She promised she'd take out her teeth.
The act of shuffling ancient people from facility to facility while blatantly ripping off Medicare.
We were lizard slinging some poor old bastard over to the Death Camp today...guess their bennies ran out!
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The use of anal sex whilst the receiver has not cleaned their anus.
Joe told Jessica: "no don't wipe, i want a muddy lizard"
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