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A loaf is your crush or your bf/gf
My loaf is so cute!
Ruben is my loaf <3
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Noun;loafer
Verb;loafing
Loafing, to invade someones space with your body, or possessions.
Loafer, to be the one loafing.
Jim and Justin were having a sleepover, while Justin rested peacefully, and Jim decided to roll over towards Justin, totally invading his space.
"Dude your loafing all over me!" Justin complained.
"Oh, sorry." Jim replies, rolling back over.
"Hey buddy, I decided to stock your cupboards with my tampons. So I don't have to keep bringing them over one by one."said Susan.
"Wow, I just can't believe you some times! You are the biggest loafer ever !"
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To take over a bar jukebox and play the same meatloaf song over and over on full volume.. then leave. Preferably "I would do anything for love," but any long meatloaf song serves the same purpose. (to annoy)
Man, we sure gave that bar a good Loafing. I don't know if that song will ever stop playing.
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To overly soil or excrete a visibly solid mass in one's pants.
Oh man! Did you see how dude totally loafed in his own pants?
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A penis that is officially deemed as dangerous to the public.
The cops took away that guy and his loaf.
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the act of getting slapped in the face with someones' loafer.
i said that golf was lame and my grandpa loafed me in the throat.
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