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I'm sorry I can't stand at the moment I'm sporting a lazy lob on
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Group of brothers that like to steal fuck bitches chill wit lob mob smoke drink and other drugs and they like to mob around P-town or other towns
“Shit it’s lob mob”
“What’s wrong”
“I’m a snitch ass nigga and snitched on them”
“Oh shit hahaha u are going to get beat tf up don’t fuck wit LOB MOB”
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A phenomenon affecting the gentleman when on long car journeys. When the natural harmonics of the road vibrations through the car at cruising speed, cause a usually unwelcomed lob on (aka semi, chub on, semi erect penis) for no apparent reason. Indeed you could be thinking of things entirely un-erotic.
Usually affecting the gentlemen passenger, but will hit a driver after a while. There is speculation of 'Journey Juice' affecting women, but this is unconfirmed.
Passenger: Dude, i've just got to take my seatbelt off and sort my self out.
Driver: Why, what the fuck is going on
Passenger: well i've suddenly got a tremendous Travel Lob on. Not sure why, I was just thinking about my forthcoming exam.
Driver: Oh. Oh OK.
When someone shows up at your front door uninvited and unwelcomed and ruins the whole day for everyone else
I just woke up and and cian was there after pulling a lob - Samuel
Oh fuck the whole day is gonna be shite now - Jay
"If they are gonna allow climbing to be an Olympic sport, then they may as well allow spunk-lobbing" - Owen Murphy
A group of basically brothers that mob around a town called Pleasanton and any other towns drink smoke have fun fuck bitches and do the craziest shit
“Lob mob is that lob mob fuck yo act normal “
“Why”
“Cause nigga you a op they finna beat yo ass”
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A place or culture where key people "lob it in". Lobbing it in happens when people try to do as little real work as possible and just pass the buck to the next person or leave it for their superiors to deal with. If the situation becomes dire enough, it can lead to lobageddon
That whole department over there is lob city. I would like to get a job in there. That would be the shit.
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