when a person has genital warts
yeah i swear that girl i met last night was a lobster
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Term used to explain any lonely, friendless person who sits in the lobby of a building waiting to meet and hopefully make friends with another lobster or any other random person. Most commonly but not limited to dorm buildings at colleges.
De'andre has been sitting in the lobby for hours! What a Lobster.
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The act of getting it in the ever elusive female butthole... It's buttsex
Dan "How was she last night brah?"
Justin "She was great, I got lobster!"
Everyone "woo! Woo"
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The itch you get from an expensive whore.
Man: "Damn bitch! You got crabs or somethin'!?"
Whore: "You think I'm that cheap!? Nah, it's lobster"
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1. Annual festival celebrated on April 19 in Charleston, SC where 10's of people gather on the rivers edge and unzip there fly to let there junk hang out in honor of the legendary River Lobster.
The tradition was started by a local sushi restaurant patrons after trying to explain where the lobster on the menu was sourced.
2. your junk
dude, you going down by the river on April 19 to let your "River Lobster" fly?
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A baby who's been 'disciplined' with hot water (immersed in a pot of boiling water, for example) by someone with poor parenting skills attributed to an economically under-privileged upbringing.
That's no baby with a sunburn; that's a ghetto lobster.
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A term used to describe particularly large and prominent lice of the pubic region on a woman. See also: crabs
"I was about to go down on this girl but then I came up with a mouthful of vag lobsters"