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Long Island has no cultural institutions, heritage or history. It does have malls, its own language and lots of statutory rape.
This is the land of Joey Battafuccos and Amy Fishers. Most people from outside the Island, think "there must be something wrong with the water on Long Island". This is a common phrase used in NYC, Westchester and Fairfield.
Most of the people on LI have never left LI which gives the place a very haunted and inbred feel. Those who are ambitious will go to college instead of working at their uncle's detailing shop but will go to Hofstra or LIU so they don't have to leave.
Many LIers hope to one day work at Cablevision (which is run by a junkie who screwed up the NY Knicks and his daddy's company) or the LIRR where it was found that 90% of retiree's were also claiming 100% disability with their pensions.
Most girls in LI gain sexual experience early at the hands of adult males, many of them married. This is one of the reasons why LI girls usually look washed out by the time they are 18. Drugs are a contributing factor. Many people believe that if you give a LI girl some cocaine you are guaranteed anal sex. Much of this sex occurs at one of LI's many motels which charge by the hour and are hotbeds of adultery and body lice.
Boys on LI look forward to the day when they men and can begin feeding cocaine to LI girls in return for anal sex at motels. Since they have to wait, they will usually spend their teens doing drugs and drinking in parking lots.
There must be something wrong with the water on Long Island
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A wealthy island off of Manhattan in the state of the New York. Traditionally, it consists of solely the affluent counties of Suffolk and Nassau. Geographically, it also contains the New York City boroughs of Queens and Brooklyn, although no one considers people from the boroughs to be "Long Islanders". Known for its abundance of Italian-Americans and Irish-Americans, in addition to extremely high cost of living and nice beaches, which also function as a summer destination for people from New York City.
You know you're in Long Island when the high school students are driving better cars than the teachers.
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okay, i live on Long Island, on the LI/Queens Border in Floral Park. We are not "gansta" at all. Long Island is a very rich area filled with JAPs and prissy white girls. To us, "upstate" is anything that isnt one of the Five Bouroughs.
Floral Park Queens is not part of Long Island, but the Town of Floral Park is.
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Where jews and guineas moved to get away from black people in NYC.
Here are some popular sayings from inhabitants of Long Island:
I don't know about you, but where I'm from...
Strong Island
Want to go tanning?
Check out my blow out!
Take me to Miami!
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Long Island is a beautiful place to live, the environment is amazing. We have beaches, state parks, forests. There is so much history its amazing. The town i live in is high upper class but there are places with lower standards. I also live in a jewish white town. Most jews in the USA live in NY and NJ and the most live on LONG ISLAND. many towns are known as Jappy Jericho Japoyset, Japicho Plainjew and Old Bethhamish. But there are towns where the jewish population is less.
Not everyone is snobby and rich eventhough it may seem like that.
AND NORTHSHORE NASSAU COUNTY GIRLS DO IT BEST. were smart funny pretty not trashy and mostly wealthy
The hamptons are the sickest part of LI and most people go there for the summer.
ALso we live 30-45 mins away form the city and can go whenever, which we do to take advantage of shopping and clubs, although we have enough of our own.
My camp friend jess is from Long island she is pretty rich and has a sick house in the hamptons so we beach it all the time.
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First off , we are not all snobs. Yes we might be the wealthier part of new york but that does not mean we are snobs. Nor are we pansies either. We are not clueless as to where things are in the city either. Yes we go on vacations often whoop di fuckin dooo. Keep talking smack on us and we'll just laugh and cut you off in our brandnew cars, while your driving your moms beat up honda civic.
Your from Long Island? Wow you must have money.
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An island located east of NYC, with amazing beaches and some of the best people you'll ever meet. You can play the 6 degrees of separation game and you will find a connection to 9 out of the 10 people you'll meet from Long Island. Yes, sometimes we slip into our customary "Lawnguyland" accents, but the fact of the matter is they happen as a result of the people you grow up with, not necessarily where you're from. In fact, most people love our accents, and if you don't, don't listen to us talk when we go into a rant.
You either hate it or you love it, but there sure as hell isn't a place like this anywhere else.
You can't spell L-I-F-E without L.I. <3
Long Island girls do it better.
You either date a rich girl from the North Shore, or a chill girl from the South Shore.
Long Island is love.
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