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When a gay man finds that his date has a very large penis.
E.g. Big prize down under
Gay guy 1: "So how did it go with your new boyfriend last night?"
Gay guy 2: "Faaabulous!!! He was kind of a neanderthal, but when he took off his pants, I pretty much won the Australian Lottery. He explored my outback all night."
When tourists make a hooker pregnant, it's called the "Dominican Lottery" because she is able to claim money for the child or even get a passport to another country.
My friend Jake went on vacation and fucked a hooker without condom. She won the "Dominican Lottery" because she's pregnant and makes him pay for the daughter now!
When your partner takes a shit and you shove a kit kat bar in their ass and let the chocolate melt and you give them a rimjob and hope it’s chocolate not shit
“Dude did you hear Kevin won the Hungarian Lottery?”
“Yeah but Donovan wasn’t so lucky”
When your wife divorces you and collects a compilation of checks including:
1. Alimony
2. Child Support
3. Deed to Your House
4. Your Car Title
"The lottery your man can't win"
"She married and divorced me, just so she could play Divorce Lottery and win"
You are moving into a new flat with complete strangers. You don't know how they are going to be like or if you'll get along, hence you're playing the London Lottery. If you're lucky, you might end off with someone you get along with and enjoy. If not... they can become a nightmare
"Are you moving in with friends or playing the London Lottery?"
The residue from scratching off instant lottery tickets.
The floor of his truck had an inch of lottery smegma on it and not a winner in sight.
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When someone works at a job just long enough to be able to earn unemployment once they intentionally get fired
Why ain't Jed lookin' fer a job?
Didn' ya here...he dun an' hit the hillbilly lottery. Wal Mart gonna be payin' him fer a while.
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