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The sex act of using your testicles as a grip, and the erect penis as a mace and using the cum as blood. the man swirls his penis on the girl's chest.
" yo I just did the roman mace on my girl she said she was beat when we were done!"
A person who can put a smile on your face countless times per day. A constant reminder on why you should look at the positives in life. A different chapter every day and a story that nobody is willing to finish. The reason for hiccups, cure for sore hearts, the magic behind a smile and the reason to have happy tears rolling down your face at 2am. Your sunshine on a cloudy day, always there when someone is in need. You may give people the poo's but there is nothing that anyone would ever change about you. The adorable and cuddly, nostril licking ninkinpoop that anyone would want to spend the rest of their life with.
Wow that Mace Bby sure is one I want to be with.
A more accurate description of Old Spice antiperspirant, which burns the 1st and 2nd layer of skin off of your armpits upon application.
Last night I was in the hospital being treated for chemical burn after applying some Old Mace.
To receive fellatio from an individual when you have no intention of sexually satisfying said individual or progressing to full sexual intercourse.
"did you pull in that club last night?"
"yeah, but she was a minger so just got toffee on the mace and fucked off"
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when you helicopter (spin) your dick in a circular motion so face that all the blood goes to the head, cause it to bulge like a sphere. Resembles a mace
Guy 1: Dude you! Your head is going to explode!
Guy 2: Don't worry man! It's just a meat mace, everyone's been doing this since kindergarten.
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"Dude! Put your meat mace away!"
"I call him Mr Dongski."
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The worst Jedi Knight in the history of the galaxy. He gets his behind whipped (and fooled) by the supreme master of the force, Emperor Palpatine, as did Yoda.
Mace Windu sucks. Yes he does.
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