Thirst Magician

Somebody who creates thirst through magic, to make old men fall for them.

I am not such a thirst magician that Gary would want to come dance with me.

The Russian Magician

It is when, during a sexual act, you clap someone’s ears and bust in their eyes, and then using another friend swap positions, and make sure you go outside the window and wave when she gets to come out of her eyes

Example:

oh John cum in me cum in me cum in me

Let’s do the russian

Oh yeah fuck yeah

*starts clapping her ears*

I’m boutta cum

*ejaculates in her eyes*

Hey Sam switch, let’s do The Russian Magician

Ok

*runs outside and in front of the window*

*she opens her eyes for a surprise*

*she turns around and realizes she is getting rough fucked doggy style but Sam*

Ohh yeah fuck me AHHHH

tricky magician

The act of inserting one's finger into their partner's anus, and upon complaint, slightly curling the finger and pretending it's stuck until you can successfully yell to your friends in the other room for help.

"Bob pulled the tricky magician on Tiffany last night. You should have seen her face when we ran into the room to help him!!!"

Magician Father

A father who instantly disappears from his children's life soon after they are born (similar to the way a magician instantly disappears) leaving the mother to raise the family all by herself. Magician Fathers are often seen on the TV show "Maury"

Abra cadabra, alacazam, and my Magician Father magically disappeared from my life. Now he's on Maury. No Surprise.

penis magician

someone whos is extremely gay and takes penis' into bodily orifices and they appear to have disappeared altogether, like a trick a magician would perform

dude why the hell didnt you buy me a six pack?, i knew were gay but didnt know you were a penis magician

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dick magician

noun: 1) A homosexual.

2) someone who is really good at pleasuring a penis.

3) Someone having almost "magical" properties pertaining to penis pleasuring.

4) term evander (evan) created

Stallworth is such a dick magician

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Magician's Sleeve

Description of the high quality of a woman's vagina.

She has a vagina like a magician's sleeve.

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