trap maid

Scummiest female ever. Dope head. Cleans up throw up, poop etc after druggies at the trap house get really messed up. Also performs oral on whomever.

Dumb trap maid, I can smell her over here 4 tables away.

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scullery maid

woman who licks and eats massive amounts of sperm

That bitch was one scullery maid

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meter maid

Person who is permanently mentally under-qualified to get a real police job. Prefer to strike from afar, and tend to stalk their prey.

"How the h3ll did he get me again...the next day.
Whoa, did you see that? That bush just moved. Holy Shtt, That meter maid low-life good-for-nothing is watching me!!!"

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Milk Maid

A female who goes early in the morning, while several men are bend over on all fours. At this point the women will proceed to masturbate the men from behind as if she is milking a cow. While yanking on the men's privates, she will continue to do this until they produce spunk. She will collect the fresh milk into a bucket. And continue to have a glass of fresh milk for breakfast.

Henry Hinton is a milk maid

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Old Maid

1. A virginal, or sexually fastidious person

2. A sexually aloof person who shows little to no interest in the opposite sex.

3. A person whom many predict will end up dying:
a) A virgin.

b) Without having been in a long term relationship, engagement or marriage.

c) Alone.

4. A persnickety or overparticular person; shallow.

person 1: So, I was talking to Liz today and I told her that sometimes I kiss my girlfriend during or after a getting head and she was cringed and was like "eww. thats gross"

person 2: Wow....she's such an old maid. I heard she gives guys head with condoms.

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x2 Maids

When 2 females have a double-sided toilet brush, one side inserts in one vagina, the other in the other female. Then they clean each other's insides.

"Bro I walked in and caught them doing the x2 Maids"

Jihad Maid

An Indian woman, especially a non-Muslim Indian woman, who dreams of becoming the highest ranking harem slave in an Islamic caliphate. Serves Islamic ideology. Rides jihadis.

Twitter is full of these fugly jihad maids defending jihadist attacks.