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1. when a friend buys another friend a beer to make up for a wrongdoing.
2. to make amends with a friend who was insulted, let down, or wronged by buying them a beer.
Paul bought Kevin a makeup beer to show that he was sorry for forgetting to invite him to his party last weekend
When you throw a cup of water at a girls face or at some random gay to expose their true nature.
Chad: *Makeup Checks sarah*
Sarah: What the fuck was that for!
Chad: You just got makeup checked ya Gremlin!
When drying arse crack with towel after shower a smudge of poo ends up on it.
I was drying off using my mums best towels and got into trouble for applying brown makeup
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ejaculating on a sexual partner's facial region.
I gave this chick some genetic makeup after some great head.
I asked this girl if she wanted some of my genetic makeup.
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This is the month we’re girls can not wear anymore makeup for the rest of the month.
-Yurielle Paige🦐
*Random Girl Wearing Makeup*
Guy: Ay take that makeup off it’s No Makeup May!
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injuries on a womans face resulting from domestic violence.
My sister and her boyfriend got in to it last night.She'll be wearing her new coat of mexican makeup for at least two weeks.
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GIRLS (or boys, you do you boo) you shouldent give 2 fucks about what other people think about you look. If you like makeup, wear it. If you think it’s dumb and takes too long, then don’t. I don’t care and neither should anyone else. Go bare, go glam, do a little, do a lot. It’s your face, right?
Makeup~ a art, and expression, and just one way to look hella good!
Jessica: Why are you wearing that?? Like you look ugly with it... you have natural beauty, you should embrace it! And plus nothing matches and it’s barely blended!! What. A. Sin.
Me: Jessica, for lack of better words, fuck off bitch.
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