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A sexual act in which the man is having anal sex with a woman and, as he climaxes, the woman rotates her head 180 degrees and engorges herself on the juices inside the man's skull.
Dude 1: Dude, what's up with your head?
Dude 2: I was having sex with Mandy last night and she preying mantis'd me.
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A girl that looks at hot guys in her english classroom. She usually has braces and hopes to some day be accepted by her peers.
"Oh No! Look, that Stinky Mantis is Watching us again! said Quinn to Carter
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When you are having sex with a woman from behind and after she orgasms she reaches back and rips your head off.
Oh man, maria totally praying mantis'd alex last night.
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a method of making a woman water tight with only one man. Performed by placing one's penis in the woman's mouth, one and in her vagina and the other in her anus. When viewed from the side, the male looks like a praying mantis, hence the name.
She wanted to get water tight, but I don't want other guys around, so I did an Angry mantis.
Gods favorite animal. Being Gods favorite animal it can shatter glass instantly and can see more colors than people due to having more color recepters in their eye. If that wasn't enough they can also be born with one of two types of hands. One of the two types of hands is a claw which has the power to kill a crab instantly. The other is even more powerful and it is a club hand the club hand strikes so fast and hard it generates plasma for a split second. Lastly they also strike in less than half a second.
Guy1: Hey look a mantis shrimp let me touch it.
Guy2: Your finger its gone!!!
Guy1: AHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Mantis Style is a form of hardcore sex where post ejaculation the female eats the male's head, similar to a praying mantis.
Tyler: Dude, did you here Joe died while having sex with his girlfriend?
Eddy: Yeah, I heard she went Mantis Style on him.
actually not a true Shrimp, it is actually a type of Stomotopod that frequently comes with live rock. It eats basically anything and can cause havoc in reef systems. Peacock Mantis' are known to grow up to 6'' and some species have the striking power of a .22 pistol! They're by far the coolest live rock hitchhiker. If you have a Mantis Shrimp, it may make a sharp CRACKING noise which means its banging or striking against the glass or something in your tank; known to eat coral, fish and inverts.
guy 1: Dude I just got a mantis shrimp in my live rock, he's so cool looking
me: You're so lucky man!
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