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When a woman puts her vagina on her sex partner's face. Can include rubbing motions on her partners face or just pressing it on to one area of the face.
Origins derived from Nicki Minaji's verse of the Young Money hit song "Bedrock"
Boy: She started it off by giving me a Minaj Massage!
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Similar to a blow job, but more sensual. It features firm pressure on top and bottom of the shaft and head, relaxing the muscles and enhancing male blood flow and satisfaction. Mouth masseuses will tell you, “it’s all about the tongue.” Professionals will swallow, and follow through on the technique until the man is fully empty.
Stuck in a traffic jam and seeing Kyle under severe emotional duress as the driver, Melissa started rubbing his neck from the passenger side, then leaned over and proceeded to administer a mouth massage to help him relax.
A rare massage given with lots of bootie sauce drippings and dingleberries containing rare Qwonk semen, Qwonk sauce, and gallons of dehydrated horse semen. This term originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the extremely famous VRChat player).
Person 1: Bro! You want a Qwonk massage?
Person 2: Hell yeah dude! I need extra dingleberry drippings though if you give me a qwonk massage!
Person 1: OK bro I got you take your pants off.
Person 2: Oh yes daddy but why do you need that cheese grater?
When someone goes into a massage room for a massage, but ends up having sex.
I stepped into the room to see a beautiful blonde girl, lying naked on the massage bed. God, she was so hot. There was only a towel covering her up.
Without saying a word, I began massaging her back. I couldn’t help but lift the towel the tiniest bit.
Before I knew it, she had pulled the towel off and pinned me to the bed.
“Hey daddy~” she whispered. I couldn’t stop blushing. “I didn’t come here for a massage. I came here to fucked...” she pulled me into a deep kiss. I began pulling my clothes off till I was completely naked.
I lifted her leg up and slid my hard cock down her pussy. She moaned and giggled. “The only reason I work here is because I want to have massage sex with sluts like you” I laughed.
When your subordinate says something fresh to you so you threaten them with a “throat massage” as a sexual innuendo.
Keep that slick shit up and I’ma throat massage you.
Designates a happy ending massage from a man to another man, which sits somewhere between homosexuality and awkwardness, while avoiding either extremes.
Ideally, there is some minimal protest (no homo) but strong reactions are best avoided at first. On the third instance of genital contact, client must make a strong stance as to re-affirm his ambiguous heterosexuality.
The deed is then ideally shared both through social media and in person to all who will hear it.
"I got myself a nice beat massage, he fondled me twice and that was good but I had to put a stop to that gay shit the 3rd time so I threw him out."
"A beat massage is nothing, I give my mother a beat massage."
Mike got a German massage today that changed his life forever