Splash Mat

Precautionary measure, whereby toilet paper is folded in such a way it covers the surface of the toilet water for the purpose of preventing inevitable splash back from a poo plop.

Other benefits of this practice include preventing the sound of splash down being heard by outsiders.

Steve: "Last time I went to the toilet the splash-back created left me wiping for days, it was so destructive Kathy heard it in the bedroom. Certainly didn't get lucky that night."

Me: "Two words - splash mat."

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D-MAT

An abbreviation of "Dr. Manhattan" from the comic book and movie "Watchmen". A reference to the character always displaying his dick irl, the act of whipping out your cock forcing upon others to look.

Bro! I just got D-MATed by some brah in Kappa Omega Phi!

Dude last week, I just D-MATed it right in front of Lindsay, and she sucked me off.

{Upon being D-MATed AH DUDE! D-MAT!!

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Mat Gang

When you have chicken feet and need support with a mat while you're scanning barcodes.

*Make good use of it before 8 PM when Lead Bagger takes it away.*

Me: *scans barcodes*

*8 PM hits*
Lead Bagger: "You need your mat bud?"
Me: "Yeah bud, my chicken feet hurt without it. I'm mat gang you feel me! ✌️"
Lead Bagger: *gives look of disapproval ಠ_ಠ*
Me: "..."
Lead Bagger: "I have to take the mats back at 8 bud."
Me: "Yeah don't worry, I'll take mine back later."
Lead Bagger: *extreme disapproval*
Me: "Ok you can take it now! 😬"

Mats Sundin

The GREATEST TORONTO MAPLE LEAF EVER!!

On Oct. 11th, 2007, Mats scored his 390th goal and 917th point in the blue and white, making him the highest scoring Leaf of all time.

Oct. 11th will forever been known as Mats Sundin day and will be an official national holiday. The Leafs faithful will celebrate this day.

Leaf1 "Yo guy, lets celebrate Mats Sundin day!"

Leaf2 "We will wear our Sundin jerseys and score! (ie. Bang a random hot girl in Sundin's honour)"

Leaf1 "Ya, and then we shave her head so everyone knows she has been Sundin-ed!"

Leaf2 "DO IT GUY!!!!!!!! SNAP!"

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mat shot

A mat shot is a tongue-and-cheek type of shot where the bartender grabs a shot glass, picks up the bar service spill mat in front of them and pours the entire liquid contents from the mat into the glass. Usually given free of charge or given to customers asking what their cheapest drink was.

Some guy came in announcing that its their birthday and are expecting me to give them something free and special so I poured the mat into the shot for him and said "Here one mat shot!"

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Mat Devine

Mat Devine is the coolest guy ever. He has the best taste in music and the best style.Kill Hannah Rocks!!! I cant wait to see them next month. I think im inlove.

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j-mats

"J-mats" or "Jack-off materials" refers to media that is worthy of masturbation. Common misconceptions include films such as Cruel Intentions and Into the Blue. Sex is indeed present in these films, however duration and graphic content do not provide enough time or desire to beat one out. Often times, one is left with a hard-on and the need to find real J-mats to finish the task. Any movie Jessica Alba partakes in falls into this dreadful fallacy. True thespians that indulge in J-mat media include Angelina Jolie, Shannon Tweed, Sharon Stone, and Anna Paquin (see metacafe.com for examples).

"Have you seen Diane Lane in Unfaithful? Pretty good J-mats..."

"Angelina Jolie has fallen off. She needs to make more j-mats."

"Amanda Seyfried's new movie looks like it might have some j-mats"

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