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Minor particles located in your undies that sometimes accompanies a shart
I will need to wash these out soon to get this sharticulate matter out of my shorts.
I think I pooped a little
See matter-of-crap at Urban Dictionary Website
matter of crap
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Brilliant band that had two songs in the ground-breaking Flip video Sorry.
Well I'm crusin' illusions
disillusions for now
I took a step to the edge
but I've been walking for miles
it was a very temporary waste of time
if there's really such a thing as a waste of time
can't let myself be restrained
let decisions be so torn
kill confusion by killing options
burn no bridges to stay warm.
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A word used to describe poop in a mature manner in the case that a small child voids feces from the bowels in a public pool, causing evacuation.
Attention, insert pool name here members and guests. Fecal matter has been discovered in the dive well. Please exit the pool while we decontaminate the area. Thank you.
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A sentence filler to replace an unwanted pause to give one an extra moment to gather an answer to a question. It is used before stating a fact like ''in my opinion'' is used before stating an opinion.
Q: How did he win without the popular vote?
A: Well, the truth of the matter is... the winner is determined by which canidate has the most electoral votes.
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Awesome band from Dischord Records.
Did you hear Gray Matter's cover of "I am the Walrus" by The Beatles?
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A substance excreted by nibblonians. It is the fuel source for rocket ships in the year 3000. Among the many astounding properties of dark matter is its incredible density, such that every pound of dark matter weighs over 1000 pounds.
Cop 1: Smells like a 289 in progress.
Cop 2: Failure to scoop, aww yeahh.
Fry (attempting to lift the dark matter poop): Wait, I'm trying! It weighs as much as a thousand suns!
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