Throat Mat

The tongue. That soft fleshy muscle that opens the throat and is an intricate part of performing fellatio.

I laid a hot load on her throat mat and she gobbled it up.

Mat Gang

When you have chicken feet and need support with a mat while you're scanning barcodes.

*Make good use of it before 8 PM when Lead Bagger takes it away.*

Me: *scans barcodes*

*8 PM hits*
Lead Bagger: "You need your mat bud?"
Me: "Yeah bud, my chicken feet hurt without it. I'm mat gang you feel me! ✌️"
Lead Bagger: *gives look of disapproval ಠ_ಠ*
Me: "..."
Lead Bagger: "I have to take the mats back at 8 bud."
Me: "Yeah don't worry, I'll take mine back later."
Lead Bagger: *extreme disapproval*
Me: "Ok you can take it now! 😬"

Mats Sundin

The GREATEST TORONTO MAPLE LEAF EVER!!

On Oct. 11th, 2007, Mats scored his 390th goal and 917th point in the blue and white, making him the highest scoring Leaf of all time.

Oct. 11th will forever been known as Mats Sundin day and will be an official national holiday. The Leafs faithful will celebrate this day.

Leaf1 "Yo guy, lets celebrate Mats Sundin day!"

Leaf2 "We will wear our Sundin jerseys and score! (ie. Bang a random hot girl in Sundin's honour)"

Leaf1 "Ya, and then we shave her head so everyone knows she has been Sundin-ed!"

Leaf2 "DO IT GUY!!!!!!!! SNAP!"

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mat shot

A mat shot is a tongue-and-cheek type of shot where the bartender grabs a shot glass, picks up the bar service spill mat in front of them and pours the entire liquid contents from the mat into the glass. Usually given free of charge or given to customers asking what their cheapest drink was.

Some guy came in announcing that its their birthday and are expecting me to give them something free and special so I poured the mat into the shot for him and said "Here one mat shot!"

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Mat Devine

Mat Devine is the coolest guy ever. He has the best taste in music and the best style.Kill Hannah Rocks!!! I cant wait to see them next month. I think im inlove.

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j-mats

"J-mats" or "Jack-off materials" refers to media that is worthy of masturbation. Common misconceptions include films such as Cruel Intentions and Into the Blue. Sex is indeed present in these films, however duration and graphic content do not provide enough time or desire to beat one out. Often times, one is left with a hard-on and the need to find real J-mats to finish the task. Any movie Jessica Alba partakes in falls into this dreadful fallacy. True thespians that indulge in J-mat media include Angelina Jolie, Shannon Tweed, Sharon Stone, and Anna Paquin (see metacafe.com for examples).

"Have you seen Diane Lane in Unfaithful? Pretty good J-mats..."

"Angelina Jolie has fallen off. She needs to make more j-mats."

"Amanda Seyfried's new movie looks like it might have some j-mats"

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matted hit

when there’s still a tiny hit left, but it tastes disgusting.

usually reserved for the homie in the group who didn’t throw down.

“Hey man, is this still going?”

“Uhh, yeah. It’s probably a matted hit, though.”