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anyone so much bigger than their sexual partner that they're always on the bottom because it's too dangerous for them to be on top
I passed out on my flesh mattress after I finished fucking her. Slept like a baby.
When your mum buys you a mattress, but you use it for banging
That bang mattress is tight!
When you're looking for a new mattress for you're bed you can call all the workers "mattress Mick" Or "MM" It's a cool popular name around Dublin Ireland.
"Mattress Mick I'm looking for a new mattress please help pAaAal "
The sweet powdery snow that cushions your landing at the end of a ski jump, aptly named after you complete botched a landing and told everyone you didn’t care because “it’s like falling on a mattress” However your friends clearly misunderstood you and thought you said mattressisms. Thus, your own attempt at adding words to the already overly stupid hipster snow sports language began. Adding skeezy (whatever that means) just makes the term sound more “user friendly” to all the hipster mountain douchebags that like speaking the slang language.
“Yo bro, did you see that narley ass kicker I hit over there?”
“ Hellz yeah dude, you nailed that sweet backside twisty fakey and landed in to that sweet ass Skeezy Mattressism”
The back seat of a car covered in seamen stains and moist with vaginal secretions.
I did Debbie on the car mattress last night.
A woman who is known to sleep around alot, that she is always on her back on the bed.
Doreen the mattress Queen likes to go steady with the footy team
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A female military member that sleeps her way to promotions.
"Did you hear? That chick got promoted again for sleeping with a Staff NCO."
"That girl is such a walking mattress."
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