MAX

MAX: The all powerful creator of the universe. He/it molded our galaxy out of pure awesomeness with his/its bare hands. For him/it, ladies gather in masses just to be within of couple miles of his extraordinarily remarkable superbness. Sometimes modern language cannot even suffice! HE IS THE ἀλήθεια, THE ἄναξ, the list goes on..... basically max is the shit of all shits.

"MAX."

" Oh look! There in the sky! its MAX!"

" And once again the day is saved by MAX!"

" That sex was like MAX!!"

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Max

Adjective, to experience something to the fullest.
to have all of

There is nothing to do, I'm max bored.
or
Tonight I'm going to get drunk, we need to pick up max alcohol.

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max

The act of consuming any large amount of food, eating a lot of something

I'm finna max on that burger and fries...watch out.

Oh man dude, I'm so hungry right now, I could probably max a fat-ass horse.

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Max

That weird quiet kid in the back who everyone suspects of bringing a gun to school.

That kid is a max.

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Max

Max is a person who talks loudly and excessively. He is always trying to get a large amount of people to laugh, which he usually fails at. However, he can be funny sometimes. He likes to make jokes about current events, especially. Max also sometimes "crosses the line". Max can be annoying sometimes and can blatantly disrespect other people. He is also very intelligent and logical (especially in science). Besides that, he has a lot of good taste for sitcoms and most music.

Person#1: Hey, check out that guy who's trying to make that large crowd laugh.

Person#2: Geez, he's probably a Max.

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max

one who has a tripod, or kick stand to rest on at any given moment. And who is also known as a hot chunk of man meat. For a lack of a better combo.

I wish I was Max, so that I could rest on my kickstand at any time.

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max

a great friend someone whos allways there for you who is loved alot by everyone especialy best friends

hey look and harriet shes a max

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