Mayhem's are people who's parent's wanted to play sadistic jokes on their child by naming them after a metal rock band thinking it'll get them some clout at their jobs or family reunions. Though they're named after the word for chaos they're not too crazy about much and they can't pull bitches for shit because of their lack of game. They also have extreme gay midget porn addictions.
"Did you hear what that bitch ass Mayhem did last week?"
"Nah wassup what'd he do?"
"The mf got caught watching gay midget porn again in class."
"What a fucking weirdo."
An electro house alias owned by Emma Essex.
Bro, Mayhem's music is a vibe!
when you bust a nut on a plate, break it, then shove the shards up yo girls ass
Falcon: And then I pulled the plates of fate mayhem on her, and she squirted instantly.
The Judge: Still doesn't change the fact that you're getting a life sentence for these stupid urban dictionary definitions. GUILTY.
A large group of rapists wearing Disturbed basketball jerseys
Guy 1: Yo dude, you going to Mayhem Fest this Saturday?
Guy 2: Lol no, what do you think I am, a rapist!?!
The most competitive and chaotic paintball team in the United States. Causing anarchy at any national event which they attend. Team Mayhem contains some of the most ruthless, fearless team members you will ever cross paths with. If you see one of their players on the field, stay clear, they will hunt you to no end and destroy any opposition on the field.
Mayhem Paintball is one of the greatest paintball teams to ever walk on a paintball field.
Electric Mayhem is a band who makes wonderful music that is shown in the Muppet movies.
"did you hear that new album Electric Mayhem put out?"
A Mayhem Muff is a vagina. A mayhem muff is a vagina you just can’t control the power of.
Oh my god becky would you look at that mayhem muff... it pops severely