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Complete and udder shit. A lying, stupid, money-hungry fast food business that just wants your money and doesn't care about its green hamburger patties.
Big n' Tasty, McGriddle, Fish Fillet
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A place where you get fed poison every day and you dont know why you keep eating it, and also they call it fast food but it takes you 30 MINUTES just to get through the drive through, but you still wait.
Man im so fat now because i ate at mcdonalds
5👍 1👎
a place where your teachers tell you, that you are going to end up working at if you don't go to college. Which is sometimes not true because some celebrities didn't go to college and they're rich.
teacher:you need to go to college or you're going to end up working at mcdonalds
student: whatever
GO TO COLLEGE!!!
31👍 18👎
a place where they siphon the toilets directly to the... uhh... "chocolate milkshakes"
a place where they clean up dried cum and use them for french fries
a place for freaks with red hair, noses and white faces
a place where sausages REALLY ARE pig and/or rat intestines
damn that's some really fuckin good McDonald's! wanna go add sumthin to their milkshakes?
90👍 66👎
Plastic shaped to resemble food. With chemically produced smell and "taste". Despite there latest move into salad, they are still the crappiest "restaurant" in the known world. People only eat there, when they a) Can't cook, b) Are stupid, c) Are broke, d) All above. Therefore...
Shit, I had to have F***ing McD's for lunch...
Excuse me sir, how does one clog ones arteries in the shortest period of time?
90👍 67👎
A corpse that has been made into a burger. The fries are from there penis.
The buns are there asscheeks and the
blood is ketchup.
21👍 14👎
A restaurant that serves crap right outta Britney Spears' ass.
McDonald's is the crappiest restaurant on the face of the planet.
77👍 58👎