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phase 5 meltdown

The highest attainable level of detachment from mental stability, and social awareness, usually marked by intense fits of rage, and irrational behaviours

Everybody better leave before I have a phase 5 meltdown

by Loganic soup February 12, 2017


Long Island meltdown

A borderline psychotic episode induced by over indulgence (or any indulgence at all) of Long Island Iced Tea(s).

My friend had to be escorted out through the bar alley due to a Long Island meltdown triggered by a joke about some guy looking like "The Brain Surgeon" from the show, Dexter.

by Maggie The Cat September 26, 2014


major smoothie meltdown

When working at a smoothie shop and having backed up blenders, smoothies that wont blend and worst of all: exploding smoothies. Must be simultaneous to be classified as a major smoothie meltdown. It's known to induce panic attacks and suicidal thoughts

I need backup, stat! We're having a major smoothie meltdown!

by ihatesmoothies June 1, 2011


Nuclear meltdown

An situation when the temperature inside reactor core reaches such high levels that the fuel rods (made from Uranium) begin to melt their way down and destroy the reactor.

It usually happens when fuel rods cannot be cooled by a cold substance (for example heavy water) and they start vaporising every single molecule of water nearby, thus accelerating the process of building heat. The only thing operators can do now to stop it is to drop control rods, but it can be impossible because of built up pressure (that's how Chernobyl happened). When the control rods are down, the nuclear power plant crew still needs to resume water delivery to the reactor because of nuclear decay

TL:DR Nuclear fuel gets hot and burn it's way down the reactor.

Guy from Fukushima: The tsunami shut down our water pumps and now now the heat level is over the critical point. We have to evacuate whole wing of power plant and get fireman over here. Tell them there's high risk of Nuclear meltdown.

by Tomsow(12) January 28, 2020


The Meltdown

The public mental meltdown of a large segment of the Republican base as the realization that their candidate is about to lose the United States presidential election causes confusion, frustration, and rage. Observable as an avalanche of threats of violence, individuals desperately clinging to debunked bullshit, posting unproductive offensive posts, fleeting fantasies of punishing friends and family that pushed back on their shit, etal.

Occurs as this large segment of the Republican base gets angry at the fact much of their views are not shared by a majority of the voting population of the US and having their presidential candidate jerking off the Republican base all election doesn't win you the US presidential election base. If only more of their friends and family had realized the real truth as they themselves learned from some guy mouthing off at the bar about shit he doesn't understand, random easily disprovable Facebook shitposts, and from the only news sites not part of the vast conspiracy which of course are right-wing conspiracy sites.

Invokes a combination of horror and schadenfreude in observers where the observer can't decide if they should be ashamed by their friends or family or stock up on popcorn and at least try to get some entertainment out of the shitstorm. That and pray it doesn't progress to some form of real life white nationalist terrorism.

Holy shit man. The Meltdown has started. Look at this shit in my Facebook feed today.

by SnarkBasedReality October 21, 2016


lil meltdown

When you piss off your Girlfriend just a little

Becky had a lil meltdown!

by TheTrumpet April 23, 2018


Mackem Meltdown

A period in time that arises at any given full time whistle in league one in which Sunderland AFC have once failed to be anything other than overrated delusional bottlejobs

Look out lads, whistle just blown for full time and Sunderland have blown it again, it’s mackem meltdown time where no doubt it will be because Peterborough have a loan keeper

by Mr4691 April 17, 2021