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Usually a kid under the age of 12 who treats Messi as a god. They cant appreciate any player without saying Messi is better. He is an amazing player but his fan base is absolutely horrible.
"Cristiano Ronaldo is a great player"
*Messi Fan boy: "MESSI BETTER."
"No use arguing with a Messi Fanboy..."
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When a whole bunch a drama happens and when you got all the tea and spill it.
Also, a twitter account where all the social media tea is spilled. A famous YouTuber, GotDamnZo, spills the tea every Monday.
Sara: “Hey, you saw messy Monday yet? Heard it’s real messy this week.”
Ken: “Hell yeah! Tea was spilled!”
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when one drinks to extreme excess on the christmas holidays. Usualy making an ass of thereselves and puking everywhere
Guy1:"dude whered all of your whiskey go?"
Guy2:"IM A KARAOKE GOD!" *falls over*
Guy1:"Messy Christmas to you too man..."
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a messy bun -
a hairstyle used by girls all around the globe originally used for ' lazy days' but now used for ' omg i think im cute days'
"hey girl, i love your messy bun"
"oh thanks, i just so couldn't be bothered today
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A messy wedgie is a wedgie in which something unusually messy is first put down the back of the victims underwear. This can be anything from a slimy food product or even mud. Anything that might be classified as messy could be used in a messy wedgie, they usually work well in regular underwear or panties.
I gave lisa a messy wedgie last night, i used some some ketchup and mustard we were using for our burgers. she freaked!
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Making a Journey While Cross-Legged From Needing To Excrete
"So long story short, my toilet was blocked so I had to make a messy mile"
to cum on a woman's face and smear the cum around with your penis.
samantha wanted to play games, so i wrote on her with a messy crayon.
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