An object that the famous rapper Yeat, who is worse than Playboi Carti, is bad at using
yeat is bad at using the microphone
A thing that is used to stick up peoples asses to listen inside
"Honey, I'm ready. Get the microphone"
some shit you spend £100 on and you talk into it
i got a gaming microphone
When you're face timing someone and the microphone is being viciously blown into, rubbed on, etc.
"Stop microphone molesting, my ears hurt!"
Perhaps one of the worst sounding things ever discovered by humanity. Rumour has it that it can't be used without echoing everyone's voice at least 5 times and that several people have suffered PTSD from it.
"Oh my fucking god what's that noise"
"Don't worry its just Sandy's microphone"
microphone is from an object show called inanimate insanity that I will go insane for
someone: what's your opinion on m-
me: BARK BARK BARK I LOVE MICROPHONE II SHES SO HOT BARK