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A prison inmate, typically young or mentally ill, manipulated into putting work in for the cause.
Ex. 1
"A Mission Boy is a vato who's lleva or who's a J-Cat and they pump 'em up and say, yeah, we'll make you firme if you go do some dirty work. But in reality, they're just using you as a Mission Boy."
California Prison 'Lil Sweeper' Fresno, June 17, 2020
Ex. 2
Snowman: See that no good rat Savag3?
K-Nine: Yeah! That dude with the pink colored hair! Weak ass wannabe Tekashi Snitch 9! He rang the bell. It went DING! And he yelled I'm a bitch!
Snowman: We need a Mission Boy to take of business.
K-Nine: Arf! Arf! 2-5 Killa! Arf Arf!
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Buyer: Hey, do you know where mission street is?
Seller: I got your mission street right here.
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When you do something that’s going to end in certain failure but you decide to do it because it’s your obligation to do so. It’s also a very British thing to do.
Can be used in a video game context when you sacrifice yourself for the better of the team.
Variant : suicide mish
Dude1: Cya dude im going on a suicide mission and gna call my ex up about going out again.
Dude2: Instant death.
Dude1: No he’s got a rocket launcher.
Dude2: Don’t worry I'll go outside on a suicide mish and waste his ammo.
Dude1: Dude I got this girl into my room and I was so horny i asked her to suck me off, I thought i was on a suicide mission, but she unzipped my pants and sucked it like a pro whore.
Dude2: Lucky fuck, can I have her number?
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A team of "secret agents" who belong to mysterymissions.com and the facebook group. Agents have agent names and are told to go on "missions" via facebook, email, and text.
A Mystery Mission would appear like this:
"Mission: Stick post-it notes around your neighborhood that make people happy."
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Sexual intercourse between two morbidly obese people.
He called an escort service because the only women in his singles group who would talk to him were as fat as he was, and that would have been mission impossible.
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City in Orange County. Mostly all white, upperclass. Filled with 40 year olds who look 20 thanks to monthly botox injections. Kids' first cars are BMWs that they use to drive to gorgeous beaches everyday after school. Perfect weather, natives feel its the center of the world. Quite "the bubble."
You're from Mission Viejo, California? Hows the weather?
Constantly perfect.
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The act of seeking a fat woman for the purpose of inserting your penis into her vagina
Drunk Joe was moderately sober but uncontrollably horny; he went on a successful pig mission that resulted in fornication with a morbidly obese female rugby player.
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