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when a chick takes a frozen piece of shit and begins to pleasure herself with it.
The other night, i walked into my bedroom, only to find my wife using a mississippi missle.
When two midgets, usually rednecks, fuck in a washer machine
"Ayy honey do you wanna go to the backroom and Mississippi Corkscrew?"
THE GREATEST SEX POSITION EVER
you grab the girl by the inner thigh and the side of the neck. lean back so she is off of the ground then you spin her and now you're doing the Mississippi Spin!!!
Where the state of Mississippi is perfectly lined in between the sun and hell ; when your sweat is coming out of places you didnt know you had ; there should be a temperature called "hot as deep in the wrinkles of underneath Satan's unused nasty ass testicals "
WTF? A July in Mississippi can kiss my A$$!
The art of ejaculating on a females back and finishing the act by saying "I can fix that little missy" in a southern accent, as you wipe your cum off her back with her hair.
Guy1: "Last night I came on my girls back and used her hair to give her a Mississippi Mopper!"
Guy2: "No way dude! That hilarious!"
when a dude bangs one out over a fiver and slaps it on a strippers forehead.
"dude did you see will atkinson give that slag a mississippi hedgefund last night? the guy madee it rain."
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When a magician sticks his arm elbow deep into a woman's vagina, and pulls out a full sized catfish.
I didn't know Shawn was a magician till he gave me a Mississippi Grappler last night. Now I have a 14 lb. catfish that I don't know what to do with.
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