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The Mississippi wheelchair is a powerful sex move that leaves your partner incapable of walking, or in a wheelchair.
" What happened to jenny? Why is she in a wheelchair?"
"Her boyfriend gave the ol' Mississippi wheelchair!"
Mississippi is the “hospitality state” and their #1 industry is agriculture. So many Mississippians are extremely friendly (thinks of others before themselves) and are very country.
She knows how to work cattle, hunt, smokes pot, and is socially liberal.... definitely a Mississippi Hippie.
Where the state of Mississippi is perfectly lined in between the sun and hell ; when your sweat is coming out of places you didnt know you had ; there should be a temperature called "hot as deep in the wrinkles of underneath Satan's unused nasty ass testicals "
WTF? A July in Mississippi can kiss my A$$!
The art of ejaculating on a females back and finishing the act by saying "I can fix that little missy" in a southern accent, as you wipe your cum off her back with her hair.
Guy1: "Last night I came on my girls back and used her hair to give her a Mississippi Mopper!"
Guy2: "No way dude! That hilarious!"
THE GREATEST SEX POSITION EVER
you grab the girl by the inner thigh and the side of the neck. lean back so she is off of the ground then you spin her and now you're doing the Mississippi Spin!!!
when a dude bangs one out over a fiver and slaps it on a strippers forehead.
"dude did you see will atkinson give that slag a mississippi hedgefund last night? the guy madee it rain."
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When a magician sticks his arm elbow deep into a woman's vagina, and pulls out a full sized catfish.
I didn't know Shawn was a magician till he gave me a Mississippi Grappler last night. Now I have a 14 lb. catfish that I don't know what to do with.
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