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To smoke a fatty bong rip while stefan smokes his PBR's
I was at alta drinking coffee and got high off the tea-mixer
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She was a bit chunky and didn't want to put out. After tipping back a pint and a couple celebrity mixers, we shagged on her car -- she had her mechanic pull the ass print out of the hood a couple days later.
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When a man has alot of drugs, sometimes another man owes him an amount of money. The drug owner lays facedown on a cement slab, any sidewalk or neighbors driveway will do, and pulls his weiner and ball sac through his legs backwards, at this point the cement mixer becomes a gay bj all weird and shit out in some dudes front yard...yea its pretty fucked up
Hey buddy, i'll give you a cement mixer for a ten sack of that good shit!
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A fat woman who is built like a cement mixer.
Tanya is hot, but her girl friend is a real cement mixer.
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when you stick your cock in an arse and move it round and round until they start too fart (lots)
o god my cock stinks like farts, i shouldnt of done the cement mixer on them.
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When a girl is giving you head and she puts your sac in her mouth and rolls it around.
This chic gave me the cement mixer last night
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The thing that all real men want.
The "Are you a real man?" test:
Question 1)
Do you want a cement mixer?
Answer:
YES!
Bonus Question for those who got full marks, to seperate the men from the boys: Why do you want a cement mixer?
Most manly answer: Don't know... I just do (or words to that effect)
Acceptable answers: Anything that doesn't involve mixing of cement
Least manly answer: Mixing cement
Every now & again you meet an uber-man who has a cement mixer...
Girls, always take this test into account when picking a boyfriend.
Uber-man:
Girl: So, Do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: No...
Girl: *starting to realise she's made a mistake*
Guy: I ALREADY GOT ONE!!!
Real man:
Girl: So, Do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: Yeah!
Girl: Why?
Guy: Don't know... would be cool!
Failed man:
Girl: So, do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: No... wtf...
(DUMPED)
Sorry excuse for a man:
Female dragon: So, Kwisli, do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: Noo!!! I don't need a cement mixer, I can mix cement by hand!!
(DUMPED AND CHAR-GRILLED)
(For some reason I have to include the word CEMENT MIXERS in my example)
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