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An XML Molester is any programmer who believes that he must learn the structure of Visual Studio XML config files; files that are automatically generated and automatically managed by Visual Studio.NET. XML Molesters compulsively memorize the tag structure of SOAP messages, and practice writing XML data sets (XSD files) by hand using notepad. They often enjoy embarrassing seasoned pros over their apparent lack of XML knowledge and skill.
XML Molestation is considered a profound psycho-sexual pathology by most healthy, wealthy, and wise Visual Studio programmers. Like a Peeping Tom, XML Molesters feel a desperate and uncontrollable need to peek under Visual Studio’s panties to get a gander at what the lady really looks like on the inside. What they don’t understand is that such crass anatomical knowledge of Visual Studio’s private parts is not necessary for a productive business relationship with the lady. Indeed, it is usually counter productive. XML Molestation can lead to major project corruption, as Visual Studio.NET can become quite angry when you poke her in the nether regions, and chew your project up.
Ron of IT Professionals Inc. is a real XML molester. I heard him interviewing a 10 year veteran programmer the other day. He chewed this guy a new one because he couldn't explain XML tag structure of SOAP envelope, and a web.config file.
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A sadist or severe pedophile who acts on his/her urges and sexually abuses someone under the age of consent. Though abuse against young boys is often cited the typical case of child molestation occurs between a young girl and a male member of her family.
Still the molester can be familar or a stranger, male or female and the victim can be of either sex as well.
Lately "child molester" and "pedophile" have become the cheap insult dujour for flamers and other internet pests.
A lot of sexual practices are weird and gross, but child molesters are the only ones that are unforgivable.
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To misuse or attack someone's well thought out concept to a disgusting extent.
I had a solution to the fund-raising problem, but Herb messed up my idea so much that we're now being sued. He sure knows how to molest a brainchild.
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Same as rapist fingers. Swollen, fat appendages used for no good.
L:"Morgan, can you turn in your paper?"
M:"Well, I could try..."
L:"What do you mean?"
M:"Well, I hav--"
L:"MOLESTER FINGERS?! GROSS!"
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A sadistically thick moustache stretched across and limply hanging to the side of the grinning maw of a white man, preferably one that drives a van with no windows.
Damn, that dude rocks the molester moustache like R-Kelly at a Girl Scout Camp.
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used to describe usually a male who is creepy and perverted.
The guy in the Buick scoping out the high school cheerleaders across the street is such a Chester Molester.
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A sick and twisted individual, who doesn't neccessarily have to have tendencies for beastiality.
Used jokingly between friends
"alright you horse molester, what you doing?"
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