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My adult daughter and son often call me to catch up on what is going on...and...quite often...I hear a toilet flush in the background. That's when I start shrieking "You're talking to me and pooping too??!? Again??!? Really??!?
So I just started thinking that in this crazy hectic life that we live...it must be really hard to find time to fit in the really important things...Like:
CALLING MOM.
I just came up with the word: Moop or Mooping: Calling Mom whilst making a Poop!
This definition could be placed under two different categories: Multitasking and Pooping.
Wife: (shouting from the kitchen) "Babe...Dinner's ready!" Husband: (responding from the bathroom) "Be a few minutes Honey...I'm making a Moop!" or "I'm Mooping, Hon...It'll have to wait!"
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In addition to the thorough definition provided by CK Washington I would like to divulge the origin of the word "moop." One day a girl went on a sympathy date with a guy from work who looked like an older and more roly-poly version of the kid from Jerry McGuire. I kid you not. The boy was from Danbury and therefore came across as a complete sketchball to the girl's friends (a very logical assumption.) Being great pals, the girl's friends called her during her date. Rather than hearing the usual ringtone through the cell phone that one expects when placing a call, the girls instead could hear the following faint interjection: "moop!" Obviously they interpreted this as a cry for help from their friend to save her from the visual and verbal rapage she was suffering through during which the boy undressed her with his eyes and serenaded her with very bad, off-key Clay Aiken songs. Henceforth, "moop" became a staple of the poons' ever expanding vocabulary. And although they don't appreciate moopage from outside sources they thoroughly enjoy mooping each other. Holler pUnit!
The 11th Lost Commandment: Thou shalt not moop any member of the pUnit. Unfortunately there are many grease monkeys, grundle munchers and stumble bums out there who do not abide by this sacred law. But don't worry... they are going to hell.
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A small bovine that lacks lactating abilities. Usually can be found in the Southern plains of America and frequently blamed for unexplained phenomena.
Who left the toilet seat up? Ummm, Moops did it?
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Noun, A person who is depressed. Emotional in a negative way all the time.
Gina- Hi matt...
Matt- Hiyas
Gina- Ughhh -_-
Matt- Your such a moop!
Gina- /cry
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Someone of African decent. Someone that claims that they are caucasian, but has dark hair and dark skin; such as a Spaniard or a Sicilian.
If my daughter ever brought a moop home, I'd shoot him right in his face,
Moops can't swim very well.
The Moops began their conquest of Sicily in 827 AD
Those Moops did so much fucking; they permanently changed the bloodline of Sicily.
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a self-loathing depressant that lives in the basement of an Asylum(nation.com)
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