Box moot

When the moot is so fat, the vag is outlined by the light blue calvin klein undies, creating a box shape. Though previously hidden very well, was exposed when a certain northmead individual wore stolen undies on a byron bay holiday. One can describe the box moot as chunky, thick, juicy and plump, taking the shape of a box.

“Wow Saarah that’s a lovely box moot”
“Saarah that box moot was something else” Aidis

moot drag

The dragging of the moot (vagina) across one's face.

I moot dragged my boyfriend.

Smelly Moot

Ex-Girlfriend

My x is a smelly moot

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morning moot

the dank stankiness emanating from a women's vagina which begins to fester and brew after a night of penetrative vaginal sex. Usually smells a combination of vagina juices and decaying corpses.

Sean: "man, maddy had real bad morning moot this morning, it was wafting through the entire house. She wanted me to go down on her but there was no way i was going anywhere near that stanky beat up pussy"

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moot skimmer

An extremely short skirt. Sometimes called, skimming the moot.

That skirt's so short, it's a moot skimmer!

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Trench moot

Like trench foot but virgina

Hey bro did you go down on that girl last night ?

Nar bro she had "trench moot"

Thats fucked bra

moot cute

The term "moot cute" applies when you have an attractive person in your life with whom you have no romantic or sexual relationship. You typically use this phrase as a response to someone's inquiry as to why you're not involved with that individual in an intimate and/or physical way. The reason you're not involved with this "cute" person is because it's "moot." In other words, the person has other commitments, mental issues, or is of a different sexual persuasion.

Tim: Yo, Billy! That chick Sally is SMOKIN'! Why aren't you nailin' her?
Billy: Aw, shucks man, Sally's moot cute. She's crazy, and she's about to move to New York.
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Rachel: OMG Amanda, who is that guy Tim I saw you having dinner with? He's so chiseled! Is he your latest man?
Amanda: Ha! Moot cute. Tim's gay.
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Bill: Man - who was that babe who gave the speech at your bday party? And why wasn't she your birthday present, if you know what I mean??
Phil: Dude, moot cute. That was my cousin. And we're not from West Virginia, if you know what I mean...

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